Deerthug Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some shoes. (He's 66) We decided to grab a bite to eat at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair with all different colors - green, red, orange and blue. My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and caught him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, she sarcastically said: "Whats the matter old man? Never did anything wild in your life?" Knowing my dad, i quickly swallowed my food so as not to choke on his response. I knew he would have a good one. In a classy style, he quickly responded without batting an eyelid: "Got stoned once and screwed a parrot. Just wondering if you were my daughter!" (Found this floating on facebook) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 things you see when you don't have a gun DAM!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First-light Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Oh that is good!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geno C Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 interesting to say the least... hmmm strange... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
landtracdeerhunter Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Hope shes not a turkey hunter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NFA-ADK Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Future PETA organizer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantail Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 haha thats a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveNY Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 lol that was a good one... Don't be so quick to judge tho people, my brother has had a mohawk for years and hes a huge hunter just like all of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
growalot Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Ha hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deerthug Posted June 15, 2012 Author Share Posted June 15, 2012 lol that was a good one... Don't be so quick to judge tho people, my brother has had a mohawk for years and hes a huge hunter just like all of us. No one s judging. To each their own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkln Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Funny stuff right there.....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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