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DID ANYONE SEE ANY BROADS!!!

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I posted a picture of Paula in the Bubba thread. I will let you guys decide whether she is hot or not. Hope the rest of her is better proportioned than her teeth.

I'm gonna send her a PM..I gotta find out who her DENTIST is...

That girl could sit in the kitchen and nibble your ear in the living room !

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I dont know what strip clubs you are going to, but the ones I frequent dont have strippers that look like they fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Of course, you are in Binghamton, that could explain it.

I once went to this place called Red's in Middletown. It was like a freak show.

I took a friend of mine once of those $0.25 peep shows in Time Square. He was visiting from Dallas and said he wanted to go off the usual tourist path and had to check out a peep show. This was late 90's. It was the filthiest thing I've ever saw. The girls there are even worst.

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Just how old Bubba likes it. She can romance him and fix him a sandwich all at the same time.

That's a GOOD thing !

Since Bubba is a red blooded American Boy, I suspect that he, like the rest of us, has only 2 emotions...HUNGRY and HORNY....

My idea of a perfect date is a girl who shows up at my door naked with a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken under one arm and a 12 pack of beer under the other..

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My idea of a perfect date is a girl who shows up at my door naked with a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken under one arm and a 12 pack of beer under the other..

Oh man this is so funny! I am just visualizing this. She rings the doorbell and you open the door and then I see Pygmy looking right at the buck naked girl eyeball to pubic hair! LOL

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Oh man this is so funny! I am just visualizing this. She rings the doorbell and you open the door and then I see Pygmy looking right at the buck naked girl eyeball to pubic hair! LOL

There are ADVANTAGES to being short..<wink>...

Confusious say, Crowded elevator smell DIFFERENT to Midget.....

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Confusious say, Crowded elevator smell DIFFERENT to Midget.....

Confusious say:

"He who stands on toilet is high on pot."

"Man who masturbates into cash register, comes into money."

"Good to meet girl in park. Better to park meat in girl."

"If you don't want to wash your hands after using the urinal, don't pee on your hands."

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We make fun of Pygmy's height, but few here know that he packed out a whole 1100 pound bull moose by himself in Alaska in only two 8 mile trips back to camp! Not like the rest of us could do the same.

Don't exagerrate, Steve..What I REALLY did was to LASSO the bull and then RIDE him back to the river, and then shot him right beside my raft.

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Wow....steve, where do you find those pictures? LMAO

From Pygmy. He's a hell of a nice guy. Me, Doe, Elmer, Culver and Elmo along with Pygmy recently met up for a few beers and he showed us some pictures of his past hunts. I scanned that one because it was really cool. You give Pygmy a couple of beers and he'd give you the shirt off his back. Below is a picture I took at the get together. He let us throw him around the room for a while. That was Elmer giving him a good toss!

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I dont know what strip clubs you are going to, but the ones I frequent dont have strippers that look like they fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Of course, you are in Binghamton, that could explain it.

I once went to this place called Red's in Middletown. It was like a freak show.

Not sure about strip clubs in Binghamton never been to one and dont plan on it. But I did go to one outside the gates on Fort Polk about 10 yrs ago that cured me real fast of wanting to go to another. :O

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