I am no longer allowed to shop at Dick's

[fasteddie]

There was a bit of confusion at the Dicks Sporting goods store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to Harper about the gun registry people running amok.

I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer !

[DTG3k]

Us young guys make this mistake too. Banned from countless stores for this.

[GreeneHunter]

Now thats a funny one !!!!

[132 eight pointer]

That is funny,thanks for the laugh Fasteddie ! I have to steal that one .

[wooly]

Put me on the mentaly ill list after this disturbing visualization,lol!

[covert]

[Deerthug]

Eddie it was you that I saw. I knew it.

- Jordan

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[New York Hillbilly]

Your lucky she didn't tell you you couldn't have your merchandise because your account came up a little short! LOL!