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Hmmmmmmmmmm ! Is there a limit on how many ball point pens a person can carry to protect himself / herself ? :fie:

They can carry as many as they want so as long as they're Bic's with the blue plastic caps. Mechanicals ones with the button on top are considered assault pens.

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Pens are dangerous. Someone might accidentally be killed in a pen stabbing crossfire. Just sit there and watch the guy shoot people, until he has to reload then rush him. LOL ! Half of these antis are morons and the other half will say anything to push their anti agenda. In this case my feeling is this guy is a moron. The idea that people don't need guns to defend themselves, and others, against bad guys who are attacking them with guns, defies logic.

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Why limit it to PENS ??

It should be location specific...

If the guy opens up in a gay bar, pummel him with your PURSE !!

If he's in a butcher shop, RAP with with a RUMP ROAST !!

If he's at the fish market, SLAM him with a SALMON !!

If he's in a deli, KNOCK him out with a KNOCKWURST !!

If he's in a nudist colony, WHACK him with your WEENIE !!

The possibilities are endless...Who NEEDS guns ??

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Why limit it to PENS ??

It should be location specific...

If the guy opens up in a gay bar, pummel him with your PURSE !!

If he's in a butcher shop, RAP with with a RUMP ROAST !!

If he's at the fish market, SLAM him with a SALMON !!

If he's in a deli, KNOCK him out with a KNOCKWURST !!

If he's in a nudist colony, WHACK him with your WEENIE !!

The possibilities are endless...Who NEEDS guns ??

even at a nudist colony i would prefer to use my pistola.....concealed carry permit not required.

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