Blind Cowboy

[Lawdwaz]

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,

'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy.... Do you still wanna tell that blonde 
joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head 
and mutters, 'No..., not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.....'

 

[Paula]

Thats good!

[NFA-ADK]

Now that is FUNNY!  Thanks for a laugh!

[ants]

Good one…!!

[MACHINIST]

HAHAHAHA

[Lawdwaz]

I thought you'd like it. Most of the jokes I get aren't to family friendly but that one was a hoot!

[ny hunter]

LOL!!!

[fasteddie]

That gets a two thumbs up !

[stoneam2006]

Shouldn't have read that at work....and the goofy looks are comming.

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