Let's try, why?

[hunter49]

   Why do we drive on a freeway & pay tolls?

  Why do our feet smell & our nose runs, are we built backwards?

  Why do we eat hamburgers when they are made with beef?

[NFA-ADK]

1)Because we can't fly

2)If we where built backwards it would smell all the time and we would want to run!

3)Because they go good with French fries.

[Mr VJP]

All posts that do not relate to hunting are to be banned from this site!!!

 

LOL!

[The_Field_Ager]

  On 2/28/2015 at 5:12 PM, NFA-ADK said:

1)Because we can't fly

2)If we where built backwards it would smell all the time and we would want to run!

3)Because they go good with French fries.

 

 

I guess the funnies get  pass on the non hunting whining?

Edited February 28, 2015 by Papist

[growalot]

OMG...hunt49 I got it...but some may need directions....

[Pygmy]

What's the difference between a duck ?

[wildcat junkie]

Why do we "take" a crap when we actually leave one?

 

[wildcat junkie]

  On 2/28/2015 at 5:26 PM, Pygmy said:

What's the difference between a duck ?

I was talking to the duck!

[wolc123]

My grandpa always wondered why people liked to crap in the house and eat outside.  

[philoshop]

Why are they called apartments when they're usually so close together?

[hunter49]

  On 2/28/2015 at 5:50 PM, wildcat junkie said:

Why do we "take" a crap when we actually leave one?

  Now you got it!   Why if the plural of goose is geese? Then why isn't the plural of moose, meese!?

   Why do we drive on a parkway & park on a driveway?

[wildcat junkie]

Why are boxing rings square?

[Pygmy]

What is the speed of DARK ?

[wildcat junkie]

Why do we put suits in a garment bag & garments in a suitcase?

[wildcat junkie]

Why isn't there a mouse flavored cat food?

[Pygmy]

If a cannibal ate a clown, would he taste funny..?..

[wildcat junkie]

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

[wildcat junkie]

Why is abbreviated such a long word.

[Pygmy]

Some 60s humor..

How do you tell a monkey from a hippie...?..

Give him a banana..

If he eats it, he's a monkey...If he smokes it, he's a hippie...

[wildcat junkie]

If vegetarians eat vegetable, what do humanitarians eat?

[Pygmy]

 

  On 2/28/2015 at 9:08 PM, wildcat junkie said:

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

 

Because JANE likes a clean shaven man... Same reason I don't have a beard anymore..The Mermaid doesn't like WHISKERS...hehehe...

[wildcat junkie]

If it's 0° out today & it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, what will the temperature be?

[wildcat junkie]

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

[hunter49]

  Wildcat, you're  on a roll keep it up.  lol

   If I read a book, then why do I say I read it?

[wildcat junkie]

  On 2/28/2015 at 9:11 PM, Pygmy said:

Some 60s humor..

How do you tell a monkey from a hippie...?..

Give him a banana..

If he eats it, he's a monkey...If he smokes it, he's a hippie...

I remember the myth of smoking dried banana peels. It didn't work. <cough> Or so I was told.