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A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

   

"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

   

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

   

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

   

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

   

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."

   

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

   

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had the sex?"

   

"1955, ma'am."

   

"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955!" She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.

   

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."      The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now!"[/t][/t][/td][/tr][/table]

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wow 103? this is the sickest i have been in 5 years at least... pouring sweat one second the next i have goose bumps shivering..

Hope you get over it brother. Best I can tel you is this.....of the folks I know that have gotten the flu, seems like two types. the high fever that takes a week to bust out of....and one with a much lowere and sporatic fever....but seems to drag on for ever. I am glad I got the high fever quick one

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