Marion Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 On 9/12/2019 at 1:17 AM, Pygmy said: All my witnesses were dead, except the turkey buzzard, and I don't think he made it too far..He was going down in a glide and I think he crash landed a couple of fields away... The sad part was that none of the grouse, rabbits or the woodcock were edible... Tore 'em UP too bad......Now you've just gone and made up a whole story here. I'd say 99% of your stories are real except this one is clearly a fallacy. We may have to start calling you Joe BidenSent from my SM-G935V using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pygmy Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Also, I must add that this happened after a full night of binging on chicken liver, anchovy and limburger tacos plus three full orders of marshmallow cream corn willie fritters washed down with Genny Cream Ale.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pygmy Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 On 9/12/2019 at 1:22 AM, The Jerkman said: Now you've just gone and made up a whole story here. I'd say 99% of your stories are real except this one is clearly a fallacy. We may have to start calling you Joe Biden Sent from my SM-G935V using Tapatalk Expand Please don't call me Joe Biden or I may have to have Bill lay one of his Kung Fu moves on you... I will admit that occasionally one of my posts is a phallusy...... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marion Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 On 9/12/2019 at 1:28 AM, Pygmy said: Please don't call me Joe Biden or I may have to have Bill lay one of his Kung Fu moves on you... I will admit that occasionally one of my posts is a phallusy......Bah I'll karate chop Bill mid-air and that'd be the end of thatSent from my SM-G935V using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pygmy Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 On 9/12/2019 at 1:32 AM, The Jerkman said: Bah I'll karate chop Bill mid-air and that'd be the end of that Sent from my SM-G935V using Tapatalk Expand Hehehehe...Do you really think Bill could GET into mid-air ..??….Hehehe.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crappyice Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 On 9/11/2019 at 4:05 PM, Pygmy said: Sorry to disappoint you perverts, but I'm going to play it straight this time... A trapper friend of mine used to save me a skinned and cleaned beaver each season, since I was always cooking up fish and game and taking it in tp work.. I would trim all of the fat off the carcass, place it on a rack in a blue porcelain roaster, dump an envelope of Lipton's Onion Soup over it and roast it, covered, until it was fork tender.. The guys in the shop loved it...Kind of reminded me of well done roast beef...Y’all left a softball floating out there when Pygmy redundantly told us that beaver tastes like roast beef...curtains?Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Posted September 12, 2019 Author Share Posted September 12, 2019 On 9/12/2019 at 1:01 AM, The Jerkman said: I should! It's quite amazing she said yes. She's probably just impressed with my flatus potency. As should everyone on the forumSent from my SM-G935V using TapatalkWhat are you putting in the jerky Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marion Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 On 9/12/2019 at 2:22 AM, Chef said: What are you putting in the jerky Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkPassionSent from my SM-G935V using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Posted September 12, 2019 Author Share Posted September 12, 2019 On 9/12/2019 at 3:43 AM, The Jerkman said: PassionSent from my SM-G935V using TapatalkEwww Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BizCT Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 I haven’t farted since 2nd grade Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UpStateRedNeck Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 On 9/12/2019 at 2:20 AM, crappyice said: Y’all left a softball floating out there when Pygmy redundantly told us that beaver tastes like roast beef...curtains? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Expand That's where my brain went with it too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crappyice Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 On 9/12/2019 at 1:45 PM, UpStateRedNeck said: That's where my brain went with it too.Seek professional help if you are thinking like me!!!Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robhuntandfish Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 On 9/12/2019 at 12:28 PM, Biz-R-OWorld said: I haven’t farted since 2nd grade Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Expand youve never been to white castle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BizCT Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 On 9/12/2019 at 5:03 PM, Robhuntandfish said: youve never been to white castle? Expand No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turkeyfeathers Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 On 9/12/2019 at 5:03 PM, Robhuntandfish said: youve never been to white castle? Expand He said fart not shart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbHunterNY Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 On 9/12/2019 at 12:28 PM, Biz-R-OWorld said: I haven’t farted since 2nd grade Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkYou're catholic? You can probably relax now.Sent from my SM-G930V using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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