Ok......One little side-story I have to tell you all about our Canadian moose hunt. This almost got me thrown into the lake.
We used to have a dog that loved to have a tug-of-war with us if you had an old towel or rag of some sort. and while she did this, she would growl and snarl like some kind of rabid, wild, crazed, animal. Well, being the a-hole that I am, this sparked an idea in my evil brain. I had a portable tape player, and I put a 20-minute empty leader on the tape and then I started to tape all the growling and snarling of our dog while I had a tug-of-war match with her. It was beautiful.....That sound that she was making sounded like some unknown variety of insane wild animal.
So, the first night at camp as soon as it got completely dark, we were all sitting around the campfire, talking and I declared that I was going to go take a leak, and I walked out into the pitch-black night away from the campfire and set the tape player down and turned it on.....Full volume. I had that 20 minutes of blank tape so everyone would forget that I had even been out there. All of a sudden, all that loud growling and snarling started to come out of the darkness. It was absolutely terrifying. I mean, here we were deep in the Canadian wilderness sitting in the dead quiet darkness, and we hear this supposed unidentified wild animal threatening the camp, growling and snarling. It was pretty horrifying.
Everyone grabbed knives and whatever they thought would save them from this menacing wild beast and like the brave savior, I grabbed a flashlight and started out to confront the beast. They all trailed after me. When I finally got to the tape player, I dove on it and lifted it up proclaiming that I had killed the critter and started laughing at the joke I had played on them. I thought I was going to wind up in the lake, but we all had a great laugh, and still do today.
Yeah, it was a mean trick, but I've always been a bit of a ball-buster.