Deerthug

Welcome!

Next to my homemade pulled pork sangwitch, i'm partial to a Dietz & Watson Angus roast beef, with dijon horseradish mustard, lettuce tomato and onions on a Kaiser roll.

Weird... I think its just the angle of the shot from the cam. Looks like she was caught turning with her left front leg behind her making it look like its a fifth leg or... It could be a fifth leg. Lol.

Not bad!

Nothing on LI yet. My sister in law was up in Germantown this past weekend and she said they were horrendous. Very loud and annoying and flying every which way.

Lol! Sound just about right on how our government works!

One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is. "Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my d*ck on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!" The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his d*ck and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"

Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

(Disclaimer: The following is not intended to portray or refer to our Bubba who is/was a member of this site. Any similarity is unintentional). So here goes.... Bubba dies in a fire and his body is pretty badly burned. The morgue sends for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, to identify the body. Daryl arrives first, and when the mortician pulls back the sheet, Daryl says, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over." The mortician rolls him over, and Daryl says, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thinks this is strange. Then he brings Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer takes a look at the face and says, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolls him over and Gomer says, "No, it ain't Bubba." The mortician asks, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two a**holes." "What? He had two a**holes?!" exclaims the mortician. "Yup, every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two a**holes.'"

Ha Ha! Love it!

Thanks NFA. I built it specifically to use in my basement. Houses are too close around me too.

Thanks Predate. I take cash only!

So I got this idea to build my own lifetime target from AT. Thirdhandarchery.com came up with the simple to follow plans. Pretty easy to make as long as you know how to use a power saw, a drill and a hammer. Dimensions are 48" x 48" x 12". I put caster wheels for easy movement on smooth pavement. For the frame I used exterior plywood 3/4" Pre cut to 48" x 24" . For the trim I used 2" x2" (cut to length and mitre cut) pine wood and I stained the whole target with chestnut red oil based stain. I used black plastic sheeting for interior face on both sides to hold in the clothes and stapled the archery skins on top. Then I nailed the trim around the frame using 1 1/2" trim nails. The skins were $36 shipped from thirdhand archery. The wood ran me about $40 total. Took me about 3 weekends to do it as I did a little at a time. Just need to get more clothes to stuff it with. I'm no carpenter by any means but I'm quite pleased. Although I would like to put some etchings on the side with my wood burning tool, here are some photos for now:

Paula I can't really tell from the second pic. Not a good angle.

Yeah it was .... But as Paula said: Ew!

As long as we leave certain political parties out of it I think we're good! LOL.

Yuck!

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was. "It's a period,'' said the little boy. "Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?'' ''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."

Just as mom walks though the door, little Jonny comes running over. He says ''Mommy, Mommy. I was playing in daddy's closet and he came in with the lady next door and they started kissing and then they took off each others clothes and laid down on the bed...'' The mother interupts him. ''Stop right there!! Wait 'till daddy comes home!!'' When the father finally returns from work, mother promptly goes up to him and says ''I'm leaving you.'' The father, bewildered, slowly asks ''Why!?! What did I do??'' The mother turns to Jonny and says '' tell daddy exactly what you told me today!'' ''I was playing in daddy's closet and he came in with the lady next door and they started kissing and then they took each other's clothes off and laid down on the bed...just like what you and Uncle Joe did last summer.''

A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, ''Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.'' ''I still don't get it'' responded the Little Johnny. ''Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,'' said the dad. ''Okay then...good night'' said Little Jonny went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, ''OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of shit!''

A newly married hillbilly couple decided they wanted children, but didn't know how to go about it. Questions and conversations with friends and relatives proved no help, until a neighbor said they should go to town and ask the Big City Doctor. The doctor let them look at a child's book about where babies came from, but to no avail. He tried his own explanation but was met with blank stares. Exasperated, he took them to his private office, and showed them a porno movie. This was also useless. Angrily, he ordered the girl to strip, told the man to watch, and had sex with her on the couch. ''Now, do you understand?'' he asked. ''I just have one question. How many times a week do I have to bring her in for this?''

Thanks Landtrace! They did that in sixth grade as a group. In seventh they go individually.

Had I known my original post would have ended up in a 7 page pissing match like this turned out to be I would never have posted this thread. Mods please delete this thread.