Pygmy
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I can't wear boxers, Moog.. It seems like every time I turn around, " Big Bob and the BOYS" are hanging out one opening or the other. I have always been a jockey short kinda guy...Well except for my " Special Occasion Thongs"... I use the lizard skin thong for summer and the mink lined thong for winter, on special occasions, of course...
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Roller Derby ? Is THAT what you call it up your way, TF ?? Well, let me tell ya... Ya aint LIVED, until you've played "roller derby" in a hot attic with a fat, sweaty blonde.....<<<SIGH>>>....
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Heck no ! You think I'm some kind of PERVERT ? The girls I'm talking about are the FEMININE ones....Most of 'em wear pink boxer shorts...
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The girls I date love tube socks... However they also wear engineer boots, carry chain drive wallets and braid their nose hair.
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I got 6 more greys this morning...One had a warble...Current score is 3 grubs for 17 squirrels. The one with the grub had it right in the middle of his back just ahead of his hindquarters...Must have been annoying as hell to him.. He's probably glad I shot him....
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Australian, Canadian, New Zealand, what's the difference..? They're all bloody COLONIALS, say WHAT, Old Chap ?.....
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Hehehehe...He'd find out if he ever introduced me to his mother....Or maybe his GRANDMA....<<grin>>....
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Paula Darlin'....I was holding a bass, but I was dreaming of you ... << little HEARTS floating around >>....
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Trust me, Biz.....Inside that handsome, finely chiseled hunk of a body, there lives a decrepit, wrinkled, lecherous old man.
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Paula..... Notice that I held the fish in a strategic position so that you couldn't point out the fact that my FLY was open this time...<<grin>>....
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I like fuzzy navels too..... That's one reason I enjoy dating CAMERON girls...
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A guy drinking Sangria is like going into a bar and ordering a Tom Collins or a Singapore Sling... It results in immediate revocation of your MAN CARD... Hehehehe...I remember a corpsman that attended Navy Reserve drills with me.. He was obviously gay as a lord...He even talked with a lisp.. He told me that his favorite drink was a Thingapore Thling......
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I think that most of the game prefers beechnuts to acorns. They are not as dependable producers, however, and often the critters have them all cleaned up before the hunting seasons open. The beeches on The Mermaid's property are dropping right now.
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I'm hoping "he's" a GIRL !!
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Hmmmmmmm....I'm beginning to LIKE this guy....
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Bighorn hunts have been high $$ for many years, desert bighorns especially... A few years back, dalls and stone sheep could be hunted fairly reasonably...A buddy of mine did a combo stone sheep/ goat hunt ( horseback)in BC in 1989 for 6K... That hunt today would probably cost 25-30K.... I always liked the IDEA of a sheep hunt, but I never could come CLOSE to being able to afford one.
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hehehehe...That's pretty much standard procedure around these parts...Plant your weed on some obscure spot on the neighbor's land...That way if the narc helicopters find it, there's nothing to tie it to YOU. They just have to be lucky enough to catch you tending or harvesting it. I know a number of local landowners who have found dope plots on their property, usually after it had already been harvested.
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I figured it was Doewhacker and Steve853.......
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Looks like the dudes from "Duck Dynasty"....They are probably scouting for geese..
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Looks like you had a great trip, Nick...!
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What makes you think I'd trust Bubba with my beer ? I keep it between my legs, along with OTHER things that are precious to me...
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I agree....That's why I don't like handling them either...If I have to ( The Mermaid doesn't like them in her flower gardens for some perverse reason, and I refuse to kill them) I wear cloth gloves to keep the stink off my hands.
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Hehehehe..You notice Big John is wearing his leather gloves...Milk snakes are not venomous, but they are very defensive and WILL bite the hell out you if you attempt to handle them... Garter snakes, on the other hand, seldom bite when handled, although there are always exceptions..I have been bitten by them once or twice...No big deal, their teeth are very small and don't leave a very deep wound.
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Nice spur, too....Reminds me of myself when I was younger..
