fasteddie Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 I was out installing signs today and had to use a John . I stopped at McDonalds at the corner of Rt 250 and Rt 31 . Someone was at the urinal so I stepped into the stall and started to lift the seat . Some lazy slob didn't bother and pissed on the seat . What the heck is wrong with people ! What the hell do they do at home ? Total slob ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjb4900 Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 I was out installing signs today and had to use a John . I stopped at McDonalds at the corner of Rt 250 and Rt 31 . Someone was at the urinal so I stepped into the stall and started to lift the seat . Some lazy slob didn't bother and pissed on the seat . What the heck is wrong with people ! What the hell do they do at home ? Total slob ! hopefully you did what I do and lifted it with your foot........... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greybeard Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 The guy can probably hit a deer at 200 yards, but can't hit the toilet at 2 feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letinmfly Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 He was probably texting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCHunts Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Rule number 32: Never touch anything other then your own toilet paper in a public bathroom. That includes doorknobs, doors, toilet handles and ESPECIALLY the seat. Lesson learned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtoons Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Maybe he had a dickie do. Hard to hit the hole when you can't see your wang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterweasle Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 why didn't you just piss in the woods? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wooly Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 He was probably texting. Either that or itching his McNuggets,lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sits in trees Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 I see that on the job where we all know each other?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
covert Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Where I work the truck drivers have to come in the office to sign in and out. When they are at the window the (unlocked and marked) bathroom door is literally 10" off their right shoulder. I wish I could forget how many times we have caught them unrinating randomly around the parking lot and how many times we've found fast food bags laying around that they've "used" and thrown on the ground. Animals. Then the decent drivers wonder why so many people think truckers are scumbags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Sorry Ed I was in a hurry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fasteddie Posted November 21, 2013 Author Share Posted November 21, 2013 That's why the toilet seat should be left up when not in use ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burmjohn Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 That's why the toilet seat should be left up when not in use ! That's what I keep telling my wife. Sent from my Nexus 7 using Tapatalk 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmo Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Here ya go. I tell my wife these things all the time since he's such a neat freak. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru0g5UfrDNA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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