April Fools!!!

[Lawdwaz]

Every year I pull a prank or two but this year is different. I went into work but only stuck around until 8:15, I have a horrible cold and I've been bed ridden since 9:00am. I feel terrible!!!

How about you guys, any great pranks today or past years you'd like to spill the beans on??

Cheer me up..........

[Skillet]

Last time my buddy Paul was here for the trout opener, he got really drunk. Like passed out & carried to bed, drunk. So I poured a pitcher of water on his crotch and put the covers over him. When he woke up in a soaked bed & wet clothes, we framed him for bed - wetting & rode him mercilessly all week. He hasn't been back!

Edited April 1, 2016 by Skillet

[Jeremy K]

A few years ago we gave my mother in law a sonogram picture and didn't say anything ,just stood there smiling. She was confused but super happy at the same time, like she might have suspected we were joking but wanted a grand baby so bad . Once we both busted out laughing ,the gig was up.

[Dinsdale]

Nothing today....I'm home too, but I get to pack for a trip so vacation has started!

 

In the past....

 

Had one helper sharpen 10 common nails with a file (he would have done the whole 25lb box but the boss/owner showed up, dumb as a box of rocks, a week later he nailed 3 fingers together with a gun)

 

Had another sharpen drywall screws with a 2" long stone (he got thru about 2 lbs)

 

Had a guy carry a 10' Tapco 3 sheetmetal break up 3 sets of stairs when i told him go to the trailer and get me a "board stretcher". It was his choice that the break must be it. Got to weigh north of a hundred lbs I'd guess.

 

Gave one kid a 12 ounce hammer to drive hanger nails. Hey they are short nails so you need a small hammer, got through the better part of 2 5lb boxes before it broke (into doug fir too)

 

 

Makes me want to sneek over to the job site and mess around with someone. HA! I won't see that dump hole for a month.......

 

 

Edited April 1, 2016 by Dinsdale

[Nomad]

I was going to start a "mountain lion" or "full Xbow inclusion" thread . But I'd rather be original .

[Water Rat]

Saw this one on tv this morning.

[RoadKill44]

Five or six years ago I had a Gladius Snow Falcon land in a tree in a hedge row about 200 yards down the field. I'm watching out the window of the house with binoculars and my wife pops in. "What are you looking at". A Gladius Snow Falcon" I replied and handed her the glasses. "Oh its beautiful" she said immediately. Then quiet set in. She's focusing. "No. It looks like a white bag". I roared laughing. "Glad makes bags, the bag is white like snow and it's as big as a hawk. Hence Gladius Snow Falcon.

[Marion]

Hahaha

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[The_Real_TCIII]

About seven years ago the kids and I swapped the contents of two cabinets in the kitchen (hi-larious to four year olds), anyway we never switched them back

[stoneam2006]

About seven years ago the kids and I swapped the contents of two cabinets in the kitchen (hi-larious to four year olds), anyway we never switched them back

That's funny s^^^

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