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This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has indisputable mathematical logic. 
This is a strictly ..... a mathematical viewpoint ... and it goes like this:

What Makes 100% ?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND,
Look how far Ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude, with mathematical certainty,
That while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close,
And Attitude will get you there.

It’s the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now you know why Politicians are where they are!
Have you ever seen a better explanation than this formula?

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24 minutes ago, Grouse said:

There are many hard pills they want us to swallow. And, if they have their way, they will all be laced with fentanyl!

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1 hour ago, GreeneHunter said:

I think I would rather get poked in the eye with a stick than to have seen this ! 

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Biden said he would welcome me as a political refugee fleeing unjust oppression.  I brought fentanyl to thank him.

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On the new Land O Lakes packaging , they took away the Indian and kept the land .......