RNC Vs DNC
RNC: The nominee received no votes from Democrats
DNC: Ditto
RNC: Opened with a prayer to God
DNC: Opened with a traditional human sacrifice to Moloch
RNC: Free ammo for your guns
DNC: Free vasectomies to make sure you can only shoot blanks
RNC: Hulk Hogan
DNC: Drag queens
RNC: Women with lots of estrogen, men with lots of testosterone
DNC: Men with lots of estrogen, women with lots of testosterone
RNC: People cosplaying as Ronald Reagan
DNC: People cosplaying as abortion pills
RNC: All about Trump
DNC: Also all about Trump
Who would have guessed that the two parties would have so much in common? It's almost like looking at two sides of the same coin!