Two police officers responding to a domestic disturbance with shots fired arrive on the scene.
After discovering the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor , they call their Sergeant on his cell phone.
" Hello, Sarge "
" Yes "
" It looks like we have a homicide here "
" What happened " ?
" A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped "
" Have you placed her under arrest " ?
" No sir.......the floor is still wet "