Only an Aussie man can make you feel like a women - joke

[apoallo]

my father in-law sent me this. I thought it was pretty funny so I thought I would share:

MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAM

> > >

> > >

> > > Only an Aussie man can make you feel like a woman!

> > >

> > > A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things

> > > went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.

> > >

> > > One woman lost it completely.

> > >

> > > She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young to die,'

> > > she cried.

> > > Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be

> > > memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'

> > >

> > > For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman in

> > > the front of the plane. Then the man from Australia stood up in the rear of

> > > the plane.

> > >

> > > He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.

> > > Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went,

> > > one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled

> > > across his chest. She gasped...

> > >

> > > Then, he spoke...

> > >

> > >

> > > 'Iron this -- and then get me a beer.'

[growalot]

WTH was Mr. B doing on that plane??!!!

[ny hunter]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[josephmrtn]

LOL like that one!!!

[Early]

Won't be telling this one to my wife!

[Paula]

lol

[cynthiafu]

lol

[New York Hillbilly]

Read it to my wife, sister in law, a brother in law. Out come, guys laughed, wives gave evil eye, and I washed the dinner dishes. (but I still quietly chuckled as I did them..... )

[ants]

LOL!!....Goo one....... Every once in a while I'll joke around with the wife and tell her to get her a$$ in the kitchen and make me a sandwich..She still can't take a joke.