ANYBODY A LAWYER

[Buckwild96]

Is anybody a lawyer on here? I want to become a lawyer

[dirt_a_KISS]

Ummmm?

[phade]

I bet lawyers are the #1 profession by volume on this site. No joke.

 

Doesn't all the whining reflect it? LOL.

[FLASHJR]

I bet lawyers are the #1 profession by volume on this site. No joke.

 

Doesn't all the whining reflect it? LOL.

lol

[Five Seasons]

didn't you know anyone on a forum is a know it all on all laws and regulations? They also date super models and know what's best for you.

[HectorBuckBuster]

And if you read it on the internet it is true !

 

[phade]

Most of the lawyers here are the yuppie downstate type. Only know one who isn't...

[Lawdwaz]

Most of the lawyers here are the yuppie downstate type. Only know one who isn't...

 

Wow............

[growalot]

Hahahaha...man....

[phade]

Wow............

LOL, we can't have fun?

 

Someone tell a lawyer joke!

[Dakota Dog]

OK

Why don't snakes bite attorneys?
 

 

 Professional courtesy.

[Paula]

HA

[Deerthug]

OK

Why don't snakes bite attorneys?

 

 

 Professional courtesy.

 

Yo! The joke is Why don't sharks bite lawyers? Professional courtesy! Get it right!

 

How about, what do you call a bus load of lawyers going over a cliff? - A good start!

 

Yeah, I heard them all . . . .

 

And by the way, I may be a lawyer from Lawn Giland but I ain't no "yuppie".

[Deerthug]

Is anybody a lawyer on here? I want to become a lawyer

 

Don't do it!! There's way too many of us!!!!

[Dakota Dog]

We are just having fun Thug

 

How can you tell the difference between an attorney lying dead in the road and a coyote lying dead in the road?

 

 

With the coyote, you usually see skid marks.

[Deerthug]

I know . . . and your last one, I've heard it told with a skunk or a squirrel never a yote. LOL!

[phade]

Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her $100. She gave him a $100 bill, not noticing that it was stuck to another $100 bill. On seeing the two bills stuck together, the ethical question came to the attorney's mind: "Do I tell my partner?"

[phade]

All in good fun.

[growalot]

my pet peeves...people who say "I ain't no...." Merriam-Webster...

 

ain't\ˈānt\

 

Definition of AIN'T

1

: am not : are not : is not

2

: have not : has not

3

: do not : does not : did not —used in some varieties of Black English

Usage Discussion of AIN'TAlthough widely disapproved as nonstandard and more common in the habitual speech of the less educated

 

[Deerthug]

my pet peeves...people who say "I ain't no...." Merriam-Webster...

 

Touche! Grow

[growalot]

No more than you ...at least I smiled and winked...how the tables turn....LOL

[ELMER J. FUDD]

What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.

Hardy har har.

[covert]

Is anybody a lawyer on here? I want to become a lawyer

 

No, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night.

[Pygmy]

Two lawyers are shipwrecked on an uninhabited tropical island for years....

 

One day they are walking down the beach and see a beautiful young woman sleeping naked on the beach, a victim of a recent shipwreck

 

 They stand gazing upon her for a moment, and finally one lawyer asks the other..

 

" Well...Should we screw her ? "

 

The other lawyer answers .. "Out of WHAT ?"....