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[Water Rat]

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

 

Albert Einstein

[MountainHunter]

No one is perfect except you and I and I am not so sure about you. (my father)

 

[Dinsdale]

Water Rat, on 15 Feb 2015 - 5:22 PM, said:

 

Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez

 

Otherwise known as the "rat".....

[martin]

"Never ask a podiatrist for a conversion in metric. They only know feet."

[Pygmy]

I was at a podiatrist's office. He had a new chair resembling a dentist's chair..He told me to turn over on my stomach ( so he could work on the bottom of my foot).

 

He pressed a button and my BUTT rose up in the air...

 

I said to him " I'll bet they sell a lot of these chairs to proctologists"...

 

He said.........." You bet your ass".....True story....

[hunter49]

 1)  I'm not saying to kill all the stupid people, let's just remove all the warning labels & the problem will sort itself out!

 

 2) I changed my horn to sound like a gun shot & now the people move out of the way a lot faster !

[bowaholic]

I've adapted it haha

 

I thought that was... " I might be crazy, but I ain't stupid"

 

[wildcat junkie]

It's: "I might be ignorant, but I'm not stupid."

Edited February 16, 2015 by wildcat junkie

[Merlot]

You cannot run with the big dogs, when you pee like a puppy...

[Dom]

It's colder than a witches tit in August..

[ants]

Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra….LOL! the old man use to say that all winter long..

[Dom]

Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra….LOL! the old man use to say that all winter long..

I'd bet he even said it's cold enough to freez the Ball's off a Brass monkey lol

[ants]

I'd bet he even said it's cold enough to freez the Ball's off a Brass monkey lol

HE DID!!  LOL!! The Brass Bra was his favorite tho….He starred saying it around Halloween and stopped around Easter..LOL!

[cityboy]

"Don't get married son, just find a woman you hate and buy her a house."

[Dom]

How about Shit and 2 make 8

[wildcat junkie]

Love is grand. Divorce is $100 grand.

[ants]

How about Shit and 2 make 8

 Yup ..what about " you'd complain if someone shit in your lunch box"

[bowaholic]

I say it my way.

It's: "I might be ignorant, but I'm not stupid."

 

[wildcat junkie]

You'd bitch if they hung you with a new rope.

[wildcat junkie]

He didn't have enough sense to pour piss out of a boot, even if the instructions were printed on the heel.

Edited February 17, 2015 by wildcat junkie

[wildcat junkie]

He had more chins than a phone book in Chinatown.

[wildcat junkie]

Forehead? He had a five head!

[crappyice]

When someone said, "but only if....." A favorite response has been, "IF the queen had balls, she'd be king."

Or, "if If's and but's were candy and nuts, we'd all have a Merry Christmas."

[wildcat junkie]

If frogs had wings, they wouldn't bump their ass when they jump.

[wildcat junkie]

If grasshoppers had machine guns, birds wouldn't f*** with them.