Culvercreek hunt club Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence. This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman. "What a coincidence," says the man. They clinked glasses and he asked, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!" "What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer and my last batch of hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile." "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?" "I switched cocks," he replied. "What a coincidence," she said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geno C Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 oh no lol! thats funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyantler Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Excellent.. I will definitely borrow that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fasteddie Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 I don't care who you are , that's funny ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wooly Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 YIKES... :-* Women.... : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Culvercreek hunt club Posted March 23, 2011 Author Share Posted March 23, 2011 I burst right out loud laughing when my buddy sent me that....I needed that today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve863 Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 I bet we wouldn't be laughing if we were the husband of that woman who did the switching?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Culvercreek hunt club Posted March 23, 2011 Author Share Posted March 23, 2011 I bet we wouldn't be laughing if we were the husband of that woman who did the switching?? as long as all the bills and cost go with her...I might be...LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WNYBuckHunter Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ny hunter Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 LOL......Good one.Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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