Doewhacker Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Yeah Doe, and do you remember that we went leopard hunting right afterwards? We went out with that neat crossbow some nice charitable person sent us from the USA. That was quite a hunt, live human bait is often frowned upon but it works! what was the name of that american that gave us the crossbow do you remember? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Rockets Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Joe,..i believe in wakin up tamara..and doin somthin again..if i was to try to relate myself to any belief system..id say wicken..they believe in sun, moon earth..etc..things you can see and feel..but i am nothing religion wise..if you believe..cool with me..i like believing and living like no one but me controls what i do and what happens compared to what i do.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doewhacker Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 OMG.. Pat you just hit 666 post's with that one! ahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyantler Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 OMG.. Pat you just hit 666 post's with that one! ahahahahahaha Holy Crap.. unbelievable..!! See Pat now God is going to punish you...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve863 Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 That was quite a hunt, live human bait is often frowned upon but it works! what was the name of that american that gave us the crossbow do you remember? Nothing like live human bait, that's for sure. The whiter skinned human the better when it comes to baiting leopards! Don't exactly remember the name of who sent us the crossbow, but I know he was from upstate NY. The letter did say that he was sending us the bow because they weren't legal to hunt with in his home state. Too bad for him and lucky for us! I still wear those leopard teeth on a chain around my neck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doewhacker Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Nothing like live human bait, that's for sure. The whiter skinned human the better when it comes to baiting leopards! Don't exactly remember the name of who sent us the crossbow, but I know he was from upstate NY. The letter did say that he was sending us the bow because they weren't legal to hunt with in his home state. Too bad for him and lucky for us! I still wear those leopard teeth on a chain around my neck! I am wearing the loin cloth that I made from the Leopard hide right now! Its a bit snug but still works. I think the guy that sent them was named Eddie but can't be certain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Rockets Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 THAT IS AWESOME..rather hang with lucifer..prolly get the boot from heaven..and i hear the devils got some good ghanj.. ;D Ill save some seats just incase anyone happens to join me..mwahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve863 Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 I am wearing the loin cloth that I made from the Leopard hide right now! Its a bit snug but still works. Yeah, those loin cloths were snug because we had a white American missionary woman sew them for us. I guess she didn't realize that us African boys needed a bit more room down there compared to white American choirboys she worked with back in the states. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pygmy Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Nothing like live human bait, that's for sure. The whiter skinned human the better when it comes to baiting leopards! Don't exactly remember the name of who sent us the crossbow, but I know he was from upstate NY. The letter did say that he was sending us the bow because they weren't legal to hunt with in his home state. Too bad for him and lucky for us! I still wear those leopard teeth on a chain around my neck! I am wearing the loin cloth that I made from the Leopard hide right now! Its a bit snug but still works. I think the guy that sent them was named Eddie but can't be certain? A leopard skin loincloth AND your mink lined thong..??.. That is the HEIGHT of pygmy fashion, Whacker... I'm so envious that I just drooled all over the bone in my nose.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doewhacker Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Hell Pygmy you were there too, you were to short to make it on the screen though. They didn't pan down to your level, sorry. And it is actually a Leapord skin mink lined thong, as I said it has gotten a bit snug over the years, what started as a loin cloth has turned into a thong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pygmy Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Yeah, story of my life...Too short... : ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve863 Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Yeah, story of my life...Too short... : ..... Sorry to hear it. I think I saw something about length extension methods available for men that are too short. Not that us non-pygmy Africans need to worry about such things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pygmy Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 No Steve, you've got it all wrong... What I meant was that my LEGS are too short.. I keep STEPPING on it... ??? .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Rockets Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Quit buyin thongs years ago..went to eyepatches..gives the illusion that im huge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doewhacker Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 No Steve, you've got it all wrong... What I meant was that my LEGS are too short.. I keep STEPPING on it... ??? .... hahaha Is your full name Pygmy Tripod? Did you ever mistake it for a spear and accidently throw yourself at an animal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve863 Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 No Steve, you've got it all wrong... What I meant was that my LEGS are too short.. I keep STEPPING on it... ??? .... Yeah, I know what you mean by stepping on it! Luckily I don't wear shoes often. Thanks for clarifying!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doewhacker Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 No Steve, you've got it all wrong... What I meant was that my LEGS are too short.. I keep STEPPING on it... ??? .... Yeah, I know what you mean by stepping on it! Luckily I don't wear shoes often. Thanks for clarifying!! I use mine like an Opposom's tail, I sleep upside down in a tree to avoid the Leapords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pygmy Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 And when you have an erotic dream you fall on your head, right..!!.. That answers a lot of questions... .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doewhacker Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Thats why I wear a helmet, its not cause I'm soft headed like they say. ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pygmy Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Is that why your girlfriends used to call you "Helmet Head"..??.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doewhacker Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 That could be! I never could figure out that nickname on account of the fact that I have a soft head..oopps! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Rockets Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 I heard thats why they call ya tripod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulie Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Not to start it up again, but was this so called thread removed? I have been looking for this for 2 days and can't find it....haven't been on the site for a while and was wondering what casued all of this banter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyantler Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 we could get into it for you Paulie, but your ears would bleed.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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