SO.....A guy walks into a bar

[Culvercreek hunt club]

A  guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine.

All the rednecks sitting around the bar look up, expecting  to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The  bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

The  guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ."

The  bartender says, "What do you do in Canada ?"

The  guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

The  bartender says, "A taxidermist?  What in tarnation is a taxidermist?  Do you drive a taxi?"

"No",  says the Canadian "A taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi.  I mount animals."

The  bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."

[WNYBuckHunter]

lol, Im using that one!

[catskillkid]

Good one! I have already used it

[skyzmine]

;D

[fasteddie]

That's an oldie CC but still funny as heck !

[Geno C]

LOL thats great!!

[Culvercreek hunt club]

I laughed....I got two others that were even funnier yesterday....but since this is a family show

[Karpteach]

This is a good one. Used it today had a $hit load of laughs.

[ny hunter]

Good one thanks for the laugh......

[Robinson446]

:D :D :D :D

[jimbo91]

lol hhahaha