Water Rat Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 Notice how his friends bailed on him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grampy Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 Chomp....Chomp......sorry buddy, you're on your own! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robhuntandfish Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 (edited) He's gonna need a few stitches and a tetanus shot after he Sobers up. Had to be drunk... Edited May 19, 2018 by Robhuntandfish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philoshop Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 (edited) If the weapon of choice is a bath towel, you might need to rethink your strategy. What was your backup plan, potpourri and incense? Edited May 19, 2018 by philoshop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ny hunter Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 They scare me if I was ever to encounter one I would scream and run..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Real_TCIII Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 Adam Carolla had a great riff about how for 300 million years alligators were the apex predator, now once a week some asshole in cargo shorts is jumping on their backs Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bugsNbows Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 I've jumped on a few. First thing you always do is let them roll. Tire them out. They are unbelievably strong and fast. Second thing... don't hesitate. Go fast and secure the beast from flopping and turning. Secure the jaws and tape the he!! out of them. They can hurt you bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moho81 Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 Am I alone... I kinda want to see what that dudes arm looks like. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bugsNbows Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 He's lucky. Normally, they grab, hold tight and roll. It will rip a man's arm off easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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