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In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.

One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond. 

 

The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."

This means: “Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have shit in it."

 

The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Joe Biden. I can't understand you. Please speak in English." 

 

The rancher replied: "Use both hands."

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