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I was shooting woodchucks for a couple of farmers in Groveland . One of the farmer's wives told me under not to shoot any coyotes if I saw any . She said they help control the chucks and also the barn cats that they had too many of and wanted to reduce their number . I have only ever seen 3 while hunting .

I wonder how many Deer Hunters would try to tag that ! Funny .........

During archery season a few years ago I shot a doe from my son's tree house . The tree house has drop down windows . The doe was approximately 20+ yards away and down hill . When I released the arrow , the bottom of the bow ticked the window casing and I caught her in the back of the head and out an eye . She was flailing on the ground . I started to try to cut her throat but knew better . I put another arrow in her and she expired . I felt like crap about the bad hit and would not take a head shot on a deer purposely .

Reality TV ---- I wouldn't put it past A&E and Phil Robertson to be in cahoots on this farce just for the publicity !

I use a Monster Bag inside of a cardboard box with about 2 layers of old carpeting behind the target . I periodically replace the cardboard . The cardboard is used to hold the arrow out straight . If I don't use it the 2nd shot will make the arrow droop in the bag and there is a chance of hitting it with another arrow . The arrows don't penetrate the bag .

My 1st deer ever . It was 1969 ....... Had my daughters holding guns

I don't start the basement shooting until January . I can only shoot 11 yards in my basement .

I have helped my son with food plots before but have never done any myself . I bought some Throw & Gro X-treme with radish to try out at my SILs property and also some Wild Game Double Trouble ( forage rage and white clover ) . It was on clearance at Tractor Supply so I bought a few bags to play with .

Get her a Hub Blind . They set up easy and aren't as flimsy as the pop open spring blinds . The worst blinds are the Tent / TeePee blinds ..........

Charlie Sheen turned out to be a real Turd ! I don't care for his hypocrite liberal father either !

I bought one of the slow decent harness's a couple years ago for over $130 . Opened the package but never used it . It's probably great for someone who uses a climber but I didn't think it is necessary for a 15' ladder stand . It eliminates hanging 20 feet in the air from a strap if you cannot reach your stand . $20 is a super awesome price if we are talking the same Harness .

This is an article submitted to a 1999 Louisville Sentinel contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas dinners. It won first prize. ....................................................................................................................................................................... As a joke, my brother Jay used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty. One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, "What does this do?' 'You're kidding me!' 'Who would buy that?" Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section. I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my truck so I could use the car pool lane during rush hour. Finding what I wanted was difficult. 'Love Dolls' come in many different models. The top of the line, according to the side of the box, could do things I'd only seen in a book on animal husbandry. I settled for 'Lovable Louise.' She was at the bottom of the price scale. To call Louise a 'doll' took a huge leap of imagination. On Christmas Eve and with the help of an old bicycle pump, Louise came to life. My sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours. Long after Santa had come and gone, I filled the dangling pantyhose with Louise's pliant legs and bottom. I also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. I went home, and giggled for a couple of hours. The next morning my brother called to say that Santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him VERY happy, but had left the dog confused. She would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. We all agreed that Louise should remain in her pantyhose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional Christmas dinner. My grandmother noticed Louise the moment she walked in the door. "What the hell is that?" she asked. My brother quickly explained, "It's a doll." "Who would play with something like that?" Granny snapped. I kept my mouth shut. "Where are her clothes?" Granny continued. "Boy, that turkey sure smells nice, Gran," Jay said, to steer her into the dining room. But Granny was relentless. "Why doesn't she have any teeth?" Again, I could have answered, but why would I? It was Christmas and no one wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, "Hang on Granny, hang on!" My grandfather, a delightful old man with poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, "Hey, who's the naked gal by the fireplace?" I told him she was Jay's friend. A few minutes later I noticed Grandpa by the mantel, talking to Louise. Not just talking, but actually flirting. It was then that we realized this might be Grandpa's last Christmas at home. The dinner went well. We made the usual small talk about who had died, who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly Louise made a noise like my father in the bathroom in the morning. Then she lurched from the mantel, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. The cat screamed. I passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and Grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. My brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants. Granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car. It was indeed a Christmas to treasure and remember. Later in my brother's garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of Louise's collapse. We discovered that Louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. Fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape, we restored her to perfect health. I can't wait until next Christmas.

Happy Birthday guys !

Don't feel alone . I looked at the instructions to see what it was for also .

The instructions that come with it explain that .......

Now that he's a Born Again Christian ( assuming he had religion prior to accepting the Lord ) . Prior to that Phil had a drinking problem , was an adulterer and told his wife to move out with the kids . Now he is a fine upstanding member of society ....... Three generations of Robertsons recently shared their testimonies of God's grace and forgiveness through Jesus Christ on I Am Second. Phil Robertson, the patriarch of the family, told of his battle with "sex, drugs, and rock n' roll" and how the Lord redeemed him. "We all go six-feet-deep in the ground ... we all end up in a casket," Phil began. Phil Robertson met Miss Kay when she was 14, and married her two years later. The couple's first son, Alan, was born when Phil was 18 and on a football scholarship at Louisiana Tech. "We were so poor," remembers Kay - "So in love, but so poor." Phil had never drank alcohol before, but started to party with the football team once he got to college. "It was scary to me," Kay said - she had never been exposed to drugs. They soon had their second son, Jase, and Phil's drinking habits worsened. Kay suspected that he was also doing other drugs and committing adultery. Phil became very angry, and was rarely with the family. Like Us on Facebook One day, a man came into Phil's beer joint with a Bible and tried to tell him about Jesus. Phil ran him off, and later got in a bar fight that made him in trouble with the law. He came home that evening and told Miss Kay that he was going to go hide in the woods and probably wouldn't "surface" for the next two to three months. "There I was, a bar maid - who doesn't drink - and had three little boys," said Kay. She had been fighting for her marriage for a long time, but it just wasn't working. When Phil turned up, the drinking continued - "He became more and more mean, and mean-spirited," said Kay. Phil eventually told Miss Kay and their three children to leave their home."I would say the low point is when I ran Miss Kay and the kids off - you're all alone, no hope, miserable," Phil said. He began to seriously contemplate if there was a way out of all of his troubles, and Miss Kay suggested that he talk with the man who had once approached him about the Lord. "I didn't even know what the Gospel of Jesus was," said Phil - "I was blown away when I heard that Jesus died for me, was buried, and raised from the dead - something so ... simple, but profound - that happened back there almost two thousand years ago." Kay came home that day to a note which said that Phil was at the church. She and their three boys went and saw Phil standing in the baptistry. Kay rejoiced - "I heard Phil say, 'I want to make Jesus the Lord of my life. I want to follow Him from this day forward.'" Her three boys were so excited that tears streamed down their faces. "The boys started hollering and singing, jumping all over the place ... they were so happy," remembers Kay. Phil told her that he was turning away from his sinful past, and it was in that moment that their family felt complete. As a young Christian, Phil was put to the test when he caught men stealing fish from him down on the river. In the past, Phil says, he would have confronted them with his shotgun - "I was fishing for a living - it's my livelihood. I'm working my tail off," he explains. Phil had been reading Romans 12, however, which says - "Bless those who persecute you; bless and do not curse them ... Repay no one evil for evil, but give thought to do what is honorable in the sight of all. If possible, so far as it depends on you, live peaceably with all. Beloved, never avenge yourselves, but leave it to the wrath of God, for it is written, 'Vengeance is mine, I will repay, says the Lord.' To the contrary, 'if your enemy is hungry, feed him; if he is thirsty, give him something to drink ... Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good" (English Standard Version, from Romans 12:14-21). Phil was puzzled, but felt convicted - "They're stealing my fish here, Lord, and You want me to do what?" Though he felt that it made no "earthly sense," Phil determined to do good to the men. He caught them stealing from him red-handed, just as they were about to pull his fishing net on-board their boat. "Here's the good news - I'm going to raise the net, and whatever is in there, I'm going to give them to you," Phil told them. The men were incredulous, and from that day forward, they quit stealing his fish. "I took that to mean God was right all along," Phil says. Phil fashioned a duck call named the Duck Commander soon after he became a Christian, and made $8,000 in sales his first year. The family-operated company eventually grew to a multimillion dollar business - something that Phil does not chalk up to chance. "I am giving the credit to God Almighty and Heaven for the duck call sales, the fish that were in the nets way back, [and] for my life," he says. Phil's son Jep and grandson Reed proceeded to share their testimonies as well, rejoicing in all that the Lord has done for their family. "We all go six feet deep in the ground. The grave is a problem. So is sin," concludes Phil - "Jesus came down in flesh and solved both of them. So for me, my household - I just think that we would all be better off if we loved God and loved each other. At the end of the day you will be happy, happy, happy." - See more at: http://www.gospelherald.com/articles/49587/20131121/duck-dynasty-phil-robertson-shares-his-testimony-on-i-am-second.htm#sthash.32Ru2xKB.dpuf Three generations of Robertsons recently shared their testimonies of God's grace and forgiveness through Jesus Christ on I Am Second. Phil Robertson, the patriarch of the family, told of his battle with "sex, drugs, and rock n' roll" and how the Lord redeemed him. "We all go six-feet-deep in the ground ... we all end up in a casket," Phil began. Phil Robertson met Miss Kay when she was 14, and married her two years later. The couple's first son, Alan, was born when Phil was 18 and on a football scholarship at Louisiana Tech. "We were so poor," remembers Kay - "So in love, but so poor." Phil had never drank alcohol before, but started to party with the football team once he got to college. "It was scary to me," Kay said - she had never been exposed to drugs. They soon had their second son, Jase, and Phil's drinking habits worsened. Kay suspected that he was also doing other drugs and committing adultery. Phil became very angry, and was rarely with the family. Like Us on Facebook m-second.htm#sthash.32Ru2xKB.dpuf http://www.gospelherald.com/articles/49587/20131121/duck-dynasty-phil-robertson-shares-his-testimony-on-i-am-second.htm

I hope they walk and that A&E puts something interesting in place of it !

Hey , the Big Bang Theory show is on now . Whoopie !!!

Phil Robertson wasn't fired as I thought he was ..... He is suspended . Any upcoming shows that are taped and he is in will still be shown . No biggie ! A&E will live on and so will the Robertson families .

Phil Robertson had Infidelity and Alcohol issues and is now a preacher . He has a net worth of $15 million and should be felt sorry for because a TV network fired him ??? Yeah , right !

And ...... I bet you never expected that !

I tried watching one of their shows several months ago and was bored . I watched two episodes last night and fail to see what the interest is about the show . One episode was about it being hot , the AC wasn't working and they made some dumb ass redneck water park . The other was where a lizard got loose in the warehouse and they tried to track it down and capture it . What a waste of TV time !

It already started with the posts about poor Phil Robertson being crucified for making a few disparaging remarks . Losing his job and this poor soul has a net worth of a measly $15,000,000 . How many pages will it go .

I won't sign it ...........

No ----- the name Larry was already there .......