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Pygmy

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  1. I hope you are right....Not too much down here YET along the Pennsyltucky border.....
  2. I'd love to...I would really enjoy visiting with Bill one on one... Unfortunately, The Mermaid and I are hosting a semi naked Toga /non Toga party that weekend to celebrate our 11 month wedding anniversary ( almost)... If it weren't for that, I'd be there with bells on, and with Bill in tow...
  3. That reminds me...I haven't watched " Full Metal Jacket" in a week or so.....
  4. Come on....Somebody needs to offer Bill a ride !!…..
  5. That place started out as " Mabel's House of Pleasure"..... Nice to se that Mabel has come up in the world...
  6. Perhaps if the baboon has a semi auto rifle with several high capacity mags....
  7. Those salmonoids are fun to catch, but those PANFISH are some prime eating !!...YUM !!...
  8. I don't know much about ART, but I know what I like...<<SMILE>>….
  9. Bless her little pea-pickin' HEART....<<SIGH>>...
  10. I'd bet those ELD-X match bullets would kill deer just fine...
  11. My daughter had a sleepover birthday party during that one and I got snowed in for several days with the wife, daughter, and 4 0r 5 12-13 year old girls....I survived it, but if were ever to happen again, I'd shoot myself...
  12. I can hear her sucking air......
  13. Yeah, and when you were a teenager, the girls called you " Cum Too Soon".....
  14. That's Wooly's Chinese cousin Whang Ho.....
  15. I thought it was my Aunt Gertrude the day Uncle Fred dropped the horned toad down her pants...
  16. That reminds me of a story ( no BS).. The other day I was looking for a birthday card for The Mermaid...I picked one out of the rack and started reading it and realized it was a gay " Man to Man" card... I recoiled like I had picked up a snake, and quickly stuffed it back into the rack... Then I glanced around to make sure no one had seen me reading it...<<cringe>>…...
  17. They could make a sandwich out of ME anytime !!
  18. I buy the EXPENSIVE ( $30) Dr Scholl sneakers at Walmart...
  19. I might weigh 260 with Wooly standing on my shoulders...
  20. I'd have been on that one like a crow on a pig turd !!
  21. I think Lawdwaz nailed it..Cabin fever...
  22. With my spastic colon, I get LOTS of practice... When I kick the bucket Proctor& Gamble, or whoever makes CHARMIN will probably file for chapter 11....
  23. All my socks are white, except my hunting socks, which are all grey... Until my divorce, the only skivvies I wore were whitey-tighties…. After I re-joined the dating scene, I went all wild and crazy and bought jockey shorts in a variety of colors.. One color I have looked for lately but have not been able to find is s**t brindle brown....That color would nicely camouflage the skid marks and maybe help keep The Mermaid off my back on laundry day...
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