Pygmy went to the drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue "Viagra" pill.
The pharmacist asked "How many" ?
Pygmy replied "Just a few , maybe a half a dozen as I cut each one into 4 pieces".
The pharmacist said , "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through intimacy".
Pygmy said , "Oh ,I'm past 70 and I don't even think about intimacy much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new golf shoes".