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"Is a frog's ass water tight?" I use "d***/ass tight" to describe when it is so crowded that there is hardly any space between your junk and the person in front of you. As in: "Man, that concert was so pack, we were standing d***/ass tight." Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I think every kid has should have a fish tank when growing up. I think once my little one gets pass his terrible 2's, I'll have to invest in a tank as well. Even if it's a simple gold fish.

Congratulations! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

The average female vagina is 8 inches deep but the average male penis is only 5 inches long. That means there are roughly 2 miles of unused p**** in this city and I'm going to help you find some. John Leguizamo. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I use to be so indecisive but now, I'm not so sure. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Its Valentines Day people. Said the Fish to the Ocean: 'You can’t see my tears because I’m in the water.' The Ocean replied to the fish: 'I feel your tears because you’re in my heart.'

Read up on the winter camping thread. If you would have kept him warm in Eastern Canada you guys might still be going on trips together. [emoji12] =P Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

That's it! I'm pitching a tent and camp fire in Grand Central. Stop by and visit on, Biz, your way up Metro North.

Has intrigued me as well but I guess I'm crazy but not crazy enough to solo it on my first attempt. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Surprisingly, she took it better than expected. She admits she has gotten lazy and hasn't lost the pregnancy weight and was talking about it while she was trying to fit back into some of her old dresses. It also helped that I used a light tone.

Wife asked "does this dress makes me look fat?" I said "No, it's your fat that makes you look fat." Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I took a massive dump and took a picture of it with my phone. I then stood in front of my wife staring at my phone with a puzzle look and then said "Man, this looks like crap." Knowing my nosy wife would take the bait, she said "What does? Let me see!" and took the phone from me to look.

I have the Savage 93R17 TRR-SR. Love it. Shooting 1" groups out to 100 yards. It's become a nice range gun. Would be my tool of choice if I need to rid some critters. If I plan on saving anything meat though, I'd stick with the 22LR. I hit a squirrel once with the 17HMR and it literally cut it in half. No meat left. The 22LR can also eliminate critters but you just might have to move a few yards closer. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

IMO. 22LR solid out to about 75 yards then it starts to drop. 17HMR is deadly out beyond 125-150 range. 17HMR is a really fun round to shoot. That's said, it obliterates the small game, especially those VMAX rounds. I never really tried the FMJs. I would go with 22LR if you hunt hard woods where spotting a squirrel 100+ yards out is nearly impossible. If you hunt on a farm where you have large tracks of grass fields, the 17HMR would be ideal. 17HMR also provides a lot more power but not enough to reliably move you into the next class of game. What I mean by that is that 22LR would pretty much cover all small game under coyote if proper rounds and accuracy is used. But when it comes to coyote, then even the 17HMR is under gunned. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Man! It's a miracle no one was hurt! Glad you're all okay. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I have a Redfield Revolution 4X12 40mm I'm willing to sell. Hardly used. Have not figured out how much I'm going to let it go for. Been so busy, have not thought much into it as of yet. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Go to the Blue Mountain Sportsman Center in Westchester. You can shoot skeet there. The range in NYC isn't going to help you much with turkey shooting. There's also Calverton out in Long Island where you can also practice with the shotgun but you need a buddy to toss the skeets for you. Pretty much all indoor ranges won't allow you to use a shotgun unless you're shooting slugs. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Thought of you people up north when I saw this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDoCNZSdhNc

If you can survive though infancy, then I would go with a giant panda. You become a national treasure and have life handed to you on a silver platter. No predators and have humans tend to your every need. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I'm simply a 3 year old red fuzzy monster who constantly refers to himself in the 3rd person. Can't find much wrong with that.

Ha! You beat me to it! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Wait, wait, wait...hold up! You mean to tell me I'm suppose to pour the pee out after I piss into it? How else would I keep my feet warm?

Scholarship?

And the fact that they need to have everything up an running immediately. Millions of $s are lost every hour whenever certain offices don't open. I remember my few years in Detroit. After a snow fall, some streets won't be cleared for a couple of days. In NYC, it's cleared within the hour. Sure that big bad blizzard turned out to be nothing special but it fell late Monday night. Tuesday morning I went to work for a couple of hours and walked on concrete and asphalt during my entire commute. Door to door.

All invasive species. Specifically rats, European sparrows, rock pigeons, mute swans, and non-migrating canada geese. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk