Rules For Dating My Daughter . . .

[BizCT]

How do people from upstate chew venison with no teeth?

[ELMER J. FUDD]

How will it affect health insurance premiums?

[ants]

How do people from upstate chew venison with no teeth?

 

 

The same way people from down state do..only we"re  able to do it without a stick up our a$$...LOL

[BizCT]

WRONG! The people from downstate have peasants chew the venison for us, then we eat it.

[WNYBuckHunter]

Hey look, I found a video of a downstate spelling bee....

 

 

http://www.jest.com/e/153248

 

 

[ELMER J. FUDD]

...and was my use of the word affect properly used?

[ants]

LOL ...I have an uncle Paulie and had an uncle Carmine (RIP)   

[Doewhacker]

The same way people from down state do..only we"re  able to do it without a stick up our a$$...LOL

 

 

They don't chew venison because they either don't kill squat or they give it away because it came from upstate.

[ants]

WRONG! The people from downstate have peasants chew the venison for us, then we eat it.

 

 

Bet venison isn't  the only thing of yours that you have strange guys put in their mouths...<grin>

[Geno C]

YES Finally something we are the best at!!!!!

had to give you guys credit for something lol

[Deerthug]

Hey look, I found a video of a downstate spelling bee....

 

 

http://www.jest.com/e/153248

hmmm... this is getting good . . .   . . .  this thread went from rules for dating daughters to UP vs. DS, to food to insulting Italians . . . oh boy!

[Geno C]

Hey, if you saw the size of the deer in my back yard, youd shoot them too....

 

 

....oops. My big upstate mouth got the best of me again....

 

 

ill let it slide, quick edit your post lol

[Geno C]

hmmm... this is getting good . . .   . . .  this thread went from rules for dating daughters to UP vs. DS, to food to insulting Italians . . . oh boy!

 

 

wait we have Italians in here? 

 

 

where??

[Elmo]

Bet venison isn't  the only thing of yours that you have strange guys put in their mouths...<grin>

 

All you have to do is shut the lights off and have a good imagination.       

[Doewhacker]

wait we have Italians in here? 

 

 

where??

 

 

I know right?   Geno is Irish...lol   I still remember that one Geno. haha

[Geno C]

I know right?   Geno is Irish...lol   I still remember that one Geno. haha

me too lol

[Geno C]

oh and BTW i just brought us to 18 lol 

[steve863]

hmmm... this is getting good . . .   . . .  this thread went from rules for dating daughters to UP vs. DS, to food to insulting Italians . . . oh boy!

 

 

Wait until we get to the Greeks.  And since you started this thread, we will spare NO mercy on you.

 

 

 

 

[BizCT]

They don't chew venison because they either don't kill squat or they give it away because it came from upstate.

 

I killed a buck 5 out of the last 6 years with a shotgun.

 

If I wanted to kill does, I could have filled my 2DMP tags every single year as well.

 

Not bad for only having access to hunt on 8 acres of property with no food plots or open fields.

 

Are you still mad because you only have 17 teeth?

[jjb4900]

Wait until we get to the Greeks.  And since you started this thread, we will spare NO mercy on you.

Greeks, that reminds me of the invention of the condom..........the first condom was invented by a Greek Sheep farmer who made it from the intestine of a lamb...........years later it was perfected when it was actually removed from the lamb prior to being used.

[Deerthug]

Wait until we get to the Greeks.  And since you started this thread, we will spare NO mercy on you.

 

You don't scare me  ! After 46 years I've heard them all . . . 

[jim335]

I read page 1 and jumped here to page 18, did I miss something?

 

[Deerthug]

I read page 1 and jumped here to page 18, did I miss something?

Yeah... about 17 pages of nonsense . . .

[jjb4900]

I read page 1 and jumped here to page 18, did I miss something?

you missed everything.....well worth reading all 18 pages.

[Elmo]

Are we about to get into an up-state dentist versus down-state dentist argument?