Which side of the fence are you on?

[Deerthug]

The Fence Test. This is straight forward country thinking.. by Jeff Foxworthy

Which side of the fence? If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.

[MACHINIST]

Sounds about right

[landtracdeerhunter]

Nailed it!  LOL.

[Early]

I am neither a Republican nor a Democrat. For the most part, I like Jeff Foxworthy, but....Blanket statements like these are NEVER true!

[virgil]

Foxworthy is a comedian.  His attempt at political commentary is funny- even funnier because it was probably meant to be taken seriously.

[Mr VJP]

Never say never.  If you change the monikers to Conservatives and Liberals, the sayings would be almost universally true.

 

[Early]

No....Once again, you are making a very broad generalization.

[virgil]

I don't recall anyone calling for outlawing ALL guns, or outlawing meat.

 

Great point about a gay person having the audacity to have his/her rights protected by law.

 

How many Republicans have declined Medicare or welfare when needed?

 

Wasn't it under the Bush administration that Howard Stern and his employer were fined millions of dollars?  Why didn't the FCC just 'switch the station'?

 

 

Foxworthy's statement was just a bunch of red meat for the wing nuts in his audience who eat this nonsense up and never question their own hypocrisy.

 

[Mr VJP]

All comedy is funny when it has a ring of truth.  Generalization is more true than false.  You can always find exceptions, even if you have to dig deep to find the 1% that wouldn't apply.

[virgil]

Generalizations are easy comedy when aimed at the right audience.

[Mr VJP]

Yeah.

[verminater71]

you forgot one

 

if a conservative don't like this post he'll just move along

 

if a libtard don't like this post he'll sit here and cry it's not true

[GreeneHunter]

Funny !

[Mr VJP]

LOL

[Doewhacker]

If a republican likes this post they will spend all day patting each other on the back agreeing with each other while falling in line.

[nyantler]

LOL What's funny is virgil and Early, our resident dems, refuse to admit how true the post is... and it is spot on. Easy to tell which side of the fence they're on.

 

Edited September 18, 2013 by nyantler

[Culvercreek hunt club]

, but....Blanket statements like these are NEVER true!

 

 

Got to give you credit. That was funny right there.

[virgil]

You're all hypocrits.  But, keep patting yourselves on the back for agreeing with each other and make sure that you don't take a second to consider if anyone of the statements in the original post actually apply to conservatives/republicans/patriots, or whatever it is you call yourselves.

[Culvercreek hunt club]

Lighten up Francis.

Edited September 18, 2013 by Culvercreek hunt club

[virgil]

I think you mean 'Francis', Sgt. Hulka.

[Culvercreek hunt club]

fat fingers and only one cup of coffee...lol

[virgil]

You edited that!!!!

[virgil]

Don't you mean 'the big toe'? 

[beachpeaz]

Well, its obvious to see who the Democrats are....

[virgil]

Not as obvious as you think.