MellyMcSmelly Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 I am an LPN, and have been for a looooong time. I've been working on upgrading for a looooong time, also. I'm doing it through Excelsior college, it's a self-paced, nontraditional program, designed for upgraders. Last weekend was my CPNE, which is a clinical proficiency exam. It's a weekend-long clinical, partially simulated lab settings, partially real patients. All portions are timed, and you can fail any part if you run over. It's $2000, plus preparation workshops, plus hotel. So it's stressful, and financially stressful! I had to repeat my first of the "simlabs" because I was so nervous I ran out of time. The other ones I aced. I repeated the lab on Saturday, and aced it. I passed the live patients with flying colors. I PASSED!!! My graduation will be processed in a month or 2. Yay me! So I stopped at the New Hartford Gander, to do a little Christmas shopping, then headed home on the thruway. Did some shopping closer to home, and meandered my way home. Got home, unloaded the car, kissed my husband. Told him I was going hunting. (He had to go in to work for nights.) Took the Yukon, and drove out to out friend's place, where we have a ground blind set up. I Sat, sat, sat....JUST before dusk, 2 doe came out of the woods to the left. 2nd was bigger of the 2. Lined up, pulled trigger, and she dropped in her tracks, wadded up. Lucky thing, because my gun jammed after that shot! Texted hubby "got one." He called, was almost to work. Offered some suggestions of people I could call for assistance with dressing her, unless I "thought I could handle it." I told him I planned to do it myself, that I would call around if I needed help but that I was fairly certain I would be able to dress her alone. (He'd just gotten a doe less than a week prior, so I'd also had a recent refresher, LOL.) So I dressed her, and just as a was finishing, heard a few coyote yips. As I got the drag harness on, and got her moving, the yips were getting lots closer and more exuberant. Had to stop backat the blind on the way to the truck to get my jammed gun, then dragged her over/through the snow up the hill to the truck. It was c-o-l-d, windy, and snowing. Stopped a few times to catch my breath! I get up to the truck, and try like hell, but can't get her up. Called Jay for advice. He gave me a multitude of useless suggestions. Didn't seem to grasp the concept that I was flatout tapped, and at 5'4", my center of gravity is too low, LOL! Ended up callinga friend who lives about 5minutes from where I was, who I had texted when I got her. "Murney, it's Melinda...are you home?" "Yeah, what's up?" "I shot her, dressed her, dragged her.....but I can't get the bitch in the truck!!!" He showed up in about 10minutes, and helped me heave her in the truck. All that rescue cost me was a beer and a pack of steaks! Jay's deer was a little bigger, but I think mine's perfectly respectable. Figuered her for about 120 dressed. Freezer's full!!! [glow=red,2,300] All in all, a fantastic weekend! [/glow] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloke Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 You go girl! Well deserved,congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawdwaz Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Well done! Happiness is a full freezer..................... ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cprsailor Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Great success story. Keep up the good work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wooly Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Nice doe and cool story. Next time just let the air out of both back tires to lower it then call hubby and tell him to call a tow truck to get your deer home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First-light Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 You have a sister?lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzzyLoader Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Congratulations on passing your exam... and then following it up with a doe - you're the Woman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santamour123 Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fletch Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Way to Go! Congratz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Culvercreek hunt club Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Conograts on the tests and the deer...sounds like a wonderful fall! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burmjohn Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Impressive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyantler Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 That a girl! Way to go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outdoorstom Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Congrats on a great weekend! Wow, do you ever look cold in that pic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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