July 13 SENY GTG (GOLF OUTING) - LIVE THREAD

[crappyice]

Y’all are lucky I don’t make the drive 

Invitation still stands


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[BizCT]

Why? Youd handicap the match appropriately and make this even more interesting

I think I might have beat TF with a handicap. 83 to 94. I would think he had to give me 11 strokes, no? We played from same tee box. But I’m no expert on how it’s all handicapped


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[Marion]

Dry would be nicer. After all, how can we cancel if Jerkman is only allowed 1 vacation day per year?

If it's going to pour I'll swap my vacation time to another day. No fun getting drenched or struck by lightning

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[BizCT]

Just now, The Jerkman said:

If it's going to pour I'll swap my vacation time to another day. No fun getting drenched or struck by lightning

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Have you ever been struck by lightning? how can you say it's not fun if you never tried it?

[Marion]

Have you ever been struck by lightning? how can you say it's not fun if you never tried it?

I have felt it shock me after it struck ground. Zapped my ankles. I was barefoot on my driveway. And got a nice little shock through my ankles. Needless to say that is as close to lighting as I'd like to get. Nearly had to change my underwear

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[Nomad]

3 hours ago, Biz-R-OWorld said:

I never thought i would play. My grandpa always tried to get me to play, but i thought it was an old man game. Then after a few injuries and work getting in the way of playing adult men's softball / basketball leagues, i decided to give it a shot. I only play 5-10 rounds a year now, since I turn my attention to bow shooting in august .

Joking , just never picked it up . I golfed 2x in high school ,so like ‘76 .

Buddy has a club and bucket of balls at his camp , the object is to hit them over his pond . I hit only  two , but well past and straight as a preacher, I had to convince some that I don’t play  ,seems easy enough though .....

[The_Real_TCIII]

3 hours ago, Biz-R-OWorld said:

 

I think I might have beat TF with a handicap. 83 to 94. I would think he had to give me 11 strokes, no? We played from same tee box. But I’m no expert on how it’s all handicapped


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Most likely. However he hadnt swung a club in nine years lol

[BizCT]

24 minutes ago, The_Real_TCIII said:

Most likely. However he hadnt swung a club in nine years lol

HCP don't change. Even with the new 2020 HCP rules, I'm pulling scores from 2018 still since i don't play enough lol

[turkeyfeathers]

Never played in a handicap tourney or match in my life. Too many fn sandbaggers . Club championship always had gross and net scores on board. I’d hear people say you subtracted Jays handicap wrong. He shot 68 and you have 69 with a 1 handicap. +1 you add one . 

[Fletch]

7 minutes ago, turkeyfeathers said:

Never played in a handicap tourney or match in my life. Too many fn sandbaggers . Club championship always had gross and net scores on board. I’d hear people say you subtracted Jays handicap wrong. He shot 68 and you have 69 with a 1 handicap. +1 you add one . 

I shot a 68 once on a long par 5 water hole. Beat that bitches!!

 

I can shoot a solid 100 anywhere!! Then again I play like 1 or 2 Cap and crews a year.

[BizCT]

19 minutes ago, turkeyfeathers said:

Never played in a handicap tourney or match in my life. Too many fn sandbaggers . Club championship always had gross and net scores on board. I’d hear people say you subtracted Jays handicap wrong. He shot 68 and you have 69 with a 1 handicap. +1 you add one . 

you can be honest. the most enjoyable round of golf you played in a decade was with me! Not because it was the only round of golf you played, but because I was there too!

[BizCT]

29 minutes ago, Fletch said:

I shot a 68 once on a long par 5 water hole. Beat that bitches!!

 

I can shoot a solid 100 anywhere!! Then again I play like 1 or 2 Cap and crews a year.

My Grandpa, who is his younger years was a great golfer, told me he once got a 3 (birdie), 11 (on a par 3), and 3 (birdie) in a 3-hole stretch in florida. It was a very windy day and the par 3 was long over some water to a peninsula green. He put shots 1, 3, and 5 off the tee box in the water. Finally landed shot 7 off the tee box in play but off the green. Chipped on as his 8th and then proceeded to 3 putt for an 11. Crazy, but true.

[Nomad]

I’ve hired this guy to picket out front of the course.

[BizCT]

10 minutes ago, Nomad said:

I’ve hired this guy to picket out front of the course.

That's Jerkman's worst nightmare. His recipe is worth $20MM

[The_Real_TCIII]

Never played in a handicap tourney or match in my life. Too many fn sandbaggers . Club championship always had gross and net scores on board. I’d hear people say you subtracted Jays handicap wrong. He shot 68 and you have 69 with a 1 handicap. +1 you add one . 

Golf is the easiest sport to spot a sandbagger though


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[Jeremy K]

2 hours ago, Biz-R-OWorld said:

you can be honest. the most enjoyable round of golf you played in a decade was with me! Not because it was the only round of golf you played, but because I was there too!

It's because he caught a buzz from just standing next to you.

[Marion]

I’ve hired this guy to picket out front of the course.

He should get a better paying job to afford my meat. No less than 18 hours goes into each bag

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[Marion]

That's Jerkman's worst nightmare. His recipe is worth $20MM

More than that actually. The $20MM was conservative

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[Marion]

I can be the official GTG Caddy for Jerkman+ Biz.

I am honored! I will pack you some brews!

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[crappyice]

I can be the official GTG Caddy for Jerkman+ Biz.

Wtf Bill...not my bag?!? Bring your cousin Stormy to carry my sack (of club of course)

 

 

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[The_Real_TCIII]

Wtf Bill...not my bag?!? Bring your cousin Stormy to carry my sack (of club of course)
 
 
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I'll grab two bags but I get $200 for the loop plus tips and lunch at the turn. Also four beers a side and I'm not carrying bags.


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[Lawdwaz]

17 minutes ago, The_Real_TCIII said:

I'll grab two bags but I get $200 for the loop plus tips and lunch at the turn. Also four beers a side and I'm not carrying bags.
 

SAY WHAT?????????

I'd take that gig but I'm not walking..........I'll light the joint up with the Tacoma.

[Nomad]

1 hour ago, Lawdwaz said:

SAY WHAT?????????

I'd take that gig but I'm not walking..........I'll light the joint up with the Tacoma.

My FD hosted a “Gorilla Golf “ tournament every year , they could never go,back to the same course the following year .
 

No cargo shorts ..... there were guys in cut off jeans, combat boots, tank tops playing the course with a Louisville Slugger , driving carts across the greens .

[46rkl]

I can only imagine how much fun it would be to play a golf tourney with all of you! Too bad I live five hours away. 

[BizCT]

I'll grab two bags but I get $200 for the loop plus tips and lunch at the turn. Also four beers a side and I'm not carrying bags.


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I only hire forecaddies anyway. And don’t you dare read a green for me. I do that myself. If you’re lucky, I’ll let you take the cover off my putter but really all I want is yardage number so i don’t have to check my gps


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