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Old guys like me and Nomad do.... Of course most of the artists we like are dead..

I'd go to that one...I like Alan Jackson, in a brotherly , masculine kind of way, of course....

Slim Quail and the Chicken F*****g Five are performing at The Cameron Hilton as soon as they can raise bail to get out of jail...

I went down to Walmart in Painted Post this morning to get some essentials ( aka BEER) and there was a tent set up in the parking lot selling fireworks...Did not pay much attention to who was selling them, but it is the first time I have seen it here in NY...

I thought Brooklyn was gone to hell when I was there in 1971....Of course, that was from the perspective of a country boy who had grown up in Steuben County....Hehehe..No offense to YOU, Tommy....<<smile>>...

A woman was an avid Beatles fan... She went to a tattoo parlor and said she wanted a tattoo of John Lennon on the inside of her RIGHT thigh, and one of Paul Mc cartney on her LEFT thigh, but she insisted that the tattoos be exact likenesses.. The artist assured her that he could do that, so she dropped her pants, sat up on a table and he went to work.. When he was done, he offered her a mirror and she inspected his work... She said " You are a FRAUD ! Those tattoos look NOTHING like John & Paul !! I am not going to PAY you !!.." The guy said " Those are perfect likenesses of John & Paul, let's get a third opinon !!" So the artist went out on the street and stopped the first guy he saw, who happened to be a drunk.. The drunk came into the studio and studied the woman sitting there with her legs spread... He finally said " I don't know WHO the guy on the right is, and I don't know WHO the guy on the left is, but that guy in the middle has GOT to be Willie Nelson.."....

Trouble is, at my age IT isn't the only thing I have to worry about functioning properly...<<sigh>>….

" Mary Ellen ******...She broke my HEART ! "

I only have 2 tattoos..I have an " M" tattooed on each cheek of my butt.. When I bend over it says MOM....When I stand on my head it says WOW....

I think you are being a bit insensitive... Think of all the FREAKS out there that may be offended....

" The most chivalrous fish in the ocean.... To ladies forebearing and mild... Though his record be dark, the man eating shark Will eat neither woman nor child..."

I'll take the .45....More BANG for the BUCK....Hehehe...

Good ol' Chuckie....Never met a camera he didn't like.....

What makes homosexuality such a " sensitive" issue.?...It is what it is... Ain't nothin' new.... I'm sick and tired of hearing from the PC Police.... God forbid we might take the chance of OFFENDING somebody...

Happy birthday to a fellow Steuben County Stump Jumper !!

" gently lied ?? "... Thanks, TF...I'll have to add that to my repertoire......Hehehe...

Advantage Double-Breasted Split-Tail.....

' WHEN a fish bites your heel, and it looks like an eel, AT's A MORAY !!"

A lot of tasty snapper ?? DANG...Wish I was there.....

The mermaid and I attended the first function of my reunion last night, a get together at a local golf course banquet hall.. It was GREAT !! Lots of attendees, some of whom I had not seen in 50 years and many of whom I have only seen at previous reunions... Got to visit with some of my close friends from way back when...Many of us LOOK a whole lot different, but I was surprised at how little most of the people had changed....Shared some great ( and funny) memories... Got another gig this afternoon and then a breakfast tomorrow morning..Check your wallets, guys, I may need some bail money YET..Hehehe….

Cow parsnip is a caustic plant also...The DEC tolerates it because it is a native plant, while the related giant hogweed is an invasive species....

You could just POLE your way to shore....

Looks like a Fenwick rod......

Hmmmm..He was born 4 days before I was...

I make it a point never to discuss religion or politics unless I know I am in a like-minded group.... Doesn't change anybody's mind and it only leads to hard feelings...