Pygmy

Way too young, Tony....Please accept my most sincere condolences...

Thank you all, My Friends,for your kind birthday greetings !! Here it is me birthday, and I can't even go to the Legion for a beer.... I guess The Mermaid and I will have to lock the doors, break out the rubber sheets and the Mazola oil, and have our OWN party..<< SMILE>>...

Lucky Bastard !!!...Oh...Wait a minute.... I thought you said PAMELA Anderson was living with Crappy...Sorry..My mistake... I was just wondering what Crappy and Pammy did with all that milk...

I'd even LOOK like Frankie if the Mermaid would let me grow my moustache back and quit plucking my eyebrows...

I just got home from the Campbell Legion... There is a sign on the door that says CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE... The SKY is falling !! Tonite I shall sit in the bathtub, open a beer and then open a vein... Farewell, my friends...It has been fun....<<sigh>>…...

Which one ?

I'm OK....I still have my " Turn of the Century Apocalypse" bunker fully stocked.... As a matter of fact, I think THAT is where I stored that sack of grenades and crate of claymores that I have been looking all over for.... I figured the Mermaid had HID them on me, like she hides all my other stuff...

I went to that shoot a couple of years back when I was gobbler hunting Kentucky... It was a HOOT !!….Very impressive...

I told The Mermaid you were a soft touch...Thanks for the eggs !!

Sounds like a good excuse for a GTG !! When the TP runs out, we all go down to Chef's place and give his BIDET a workout !! I'd have to get some lessons on Bidet SOP..I mean, what do you do, spread your cheeks and ROTATE ??….

They are insane....I've seen them chew through cottonwoods several feet in diameter near Seneca Lake...

Nice picts, Matt !! We have lots of 'em here in Dogpatch...I see them on the property often...Had one nibbling on my tower stand a couple of years ago...120 grain Barnes TSX @ 3000 fps are very effective on them.. Years ago, when I was MUCH younger and even dumber than I am now, I tried to kill one with a hand held 18" Japanese bayonet.. He retreated under a junked car and I went in after him on my belly...He started backing toward me swinging his tail like a club...I was very lucky to escape without a face full of quills.. I suspect alcohol was involved....

My ex-wife and I tried doggie style... It didn't work for us... Every time I'd try to clip the leash on her, she'd run under the porch !!

Happy Birthday, Mojo !! To be 39 again....<<sigh>>….

So you like old things ?.... The Mermaid and I will have to stop by for a visit....You'll LOVE us !! ….

Looks like a sap bucket....

I'm loading all of my extra mags....Now if I can only remember where I put that bag of grenades and tote full of claymores...

Don't make too much noise...Rob and I will be crashing there when the weather is too crappy to sleep in the Nymph-O...

If that happens down here in Dogpatch, I may save enough money for a nice hunting trip !!

No problem... I still have my Helly-Hanson heavy duty rain parka and bibs, which were standard equipment when I was fishing halibut and salmon in Alaska, even on the " NICE" days.....Hehehe....

X2.....Written by a guy who KNOWS of what he speaks....

Tell him Handsome Howie and I are on the way, and we're bringing lots of Bud Lite.... WE might even get Rob to come along as ballast !!

Dibs on the soft seat beside the port stern rigger...

I'm more concerned about the Cornhola Virus... I understand it's a real pain in the ass....

Hehehe....I actually did this twice over the years....Killed a gobbler and then missed a flushing bird that I THOUGHT was the same gobbler escaping....Forunately, I missed both flushing birds...Neither time did I realize that there were two gobblers there until I walked up on the flopping bird...