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Elmo

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  1. You know, usually I see headlines like "best caliber for elk" or "best caliber for moose". When I saw "best caliber for girlfriend".... I'd recommend .243, 30-30, or the 7mm08 as previously suggested. Of the 3, the 7mm kicks the hardest but still a lot less than a 270. 270's still kicks as much as a 308.
  2. Richard Sherman admitted that the Seahawks had advance knowledge of the calls and signals Peyton Manning were calling. Funny how in baseball you're consider a cheater for stealing the other teams signs but you're considered to have a dominant defense when you do the same thing in football.
  3. He mentioned the feat here but not the article. Link please. Congratulations to you Biz if I didn't do so before or congratz again if I did.
  4. I use to play that and Time Crisis a lot as a teen. As you can see, it's made me into a violent sociopath. I blame it on video games.
  5. WNY beat me to it. Initially I thought it was Time Crisis but the letters didn't match.
  6. I was completely thrown off when my pediatrician asked me if I kept guns at home. She wanted to make sure I kept them locked and unloaded. Totally unexpected. At the time, my boy was one month old. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  7. That's some fine work! Looks like your were busy!
  8. Thursday was Chinese New Years. It is now the Year of the Horse. It isn't a coincidence.
  9. When I was young and a poor immigrant, we would find old broken caulk guns in the construction dumpster. We rigged it and pretended that it was a real gun. Ran around the school yard during the summer "shooting" at each other with our imaginary guns. The local beat cop, who we said "Good morning, Officer Hughes" to every morning instead of calling him a "pig" would complement us for our imagination and ingenuity.
  10. Are they stamping the back of the cartridge or the back of the bullet? Based on their logic, it would lose effectiveness if the stamp is on the back of the cartridge and the shooter uses a revolver. No empty casings on the crime scene. Besides. What's they point when all the tracing will just lead back to Mexico via Fast and Furious by Obama.
  11. Reminds me of the Bad Lip Reading videos on youtube. Their Walking Dead and NFL are the best!
  12. I can't wear my regular dress slacks because it's too cold and I don't want to get dirty slush on them so I'm forced to have to wear khaki's all the time which I don't have that many of so I end up wearing them several times between washes. I bundle up to get to my office but once I'm in my office, it's just too warm. How am I suppose to look good in this weather? Can't you feel my pain?
  13. The Constitution was put in place by people. I can be removed by people...if we're not careful. Don't make the mistake of thinking it is indestructible.
  14. Blackberry has gone down the crapper. Wasn't RIM near bankruptcy? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  15. Elmo

    Vasectomy

    One of my staff had it done. He said and I quote: "Doc told me i'll be back at work in 3 day. Yeah right. If I sat at a desk all day maybe. On the 5th day I was still walking around like a cowboy who just got off a horse after a long ride." Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  16. Elmo

    Vasectomy

    Seriously! Next time, I'll get the wife pregnant instead.
  17. Elmo

    Vasectomy

    I didn't find out till later that the guy who did the shaving wasn't a nurse. As a matter of fact, he didn't even work at the hospital. Just a joke. I'm not done popping out little ones. If my next one is a girl I'll consider it.
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