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[wildcat junkie]

"We made too many wrong mistakes."
 

Yogi Berra

[wildcat junkie]

"I never said half the things I said."

Yogi Berra
 

[Water Rat]

Love is like playing bridge , if you don't have a good partner , it's good to at least have a good hand .

[hunter49]

Question: What has 150 teeth and guards the Incredible Hulk?

 

 

 

 

 

(I know it isn't a famous saying, phrase or quote but I thought I'd toss it out there........ )

   Doesn't need to be a famous thing , just something you heard growing up form dad, mom , grand parents or friends.  Maybe something said/used at work!

 

   My dad always said " don't pi$$ into the wind you'll get your sneakers wet" !

 

    Or that's why it's called fishing & not catching.

 

   If this rain keeps up , it won't come down.

 

   You can't get there from here!       You would be further ahead if you backed up.    The faster you go the behinder you get.

[Pygmy]

WAUGH !  You mean a full time NIGHT woman ?

 

I kept a squaw for nigh on to two years.

 

Cheyenne, she was, meanest bitch that ever bawled for beads.

 

I lodgepoled her down on the Musselshell, swapped her for a Hawken gun...

 

Bearclaw Chris Lapp....

[GreeneHunter]

I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken !

[wildcat junkie]

Women! If it wasn't for -----, there would be a bounty on 'em!

[hunterman7956]

  "When the power of love overcomes the love of power then the world will know peace"

                                                                                                                                            JIMI HENDRIX

[EspressoBuzz]

If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking.

 

-G.Patton

[Mr VJP]

A reporter asked Gen. D. MacArther what makes him a great leader?

 

He replied, "I never give an order that can be understood!"

 

After allowing for a moment of confusion he said:  "I always give an order that cannot be misunderstood!"

 

[Mr VJP]

While goose hunting, a man asks, "Do you know why a V formation of flying geese has one side of the V that is longer than the other?"

 

"More geese on that side."

 

[jjb4900]

"President Obama is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people."
Clint Eastwood

[Mr VJP]

I thought I'd pass this on.....

"Why Grandpa carries a gun"

The Quintessential reason - Why Grandpa carries a gun: 

Why Carry a Gun? 

My old grandpa said to me 'Son, there comes a time in every man's life when he stops bustin' knuckles and starts bustin' caps and usually it's when he becomes too old to take an ass whoopin.' 

I don't carry a gun to kill people. I carry a gun to keep from being killed. 

I don't carry a gun to scare people. I carry a gun because sometimes this world can be a scary place. 

I don't carry a gun because I'm paranoid. I carry a gun because there are real threats in the world. 

I don't carry a gun because I'm evil. I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the world. 

I don't carry a gun because I hate the government. I carry a gun because I understand the limitations of government. 

I don't carry a gun because I'm angry. I carry a gun so that I don't have to spend the rest of my life hating myself for failing to be prepared. 

I don't carry a gun because I want to shoot someone. I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed, and not on a sidewalk somewhere tomorrow afternoon. 

I don't carry a gun because I'm a cowboy. I carry a gun because, when I die and go to heaven, I want to be a cowboy. 

I don't carry a gun to make me feel like a man. I carry a gun because men know how to take care of themselves and the ones they love. 

I don't carry a gun because I feel inadequate. I carry a gun because unarmed and facing three armed thugs, I am inadequate. 

I don't carry a gun because I love it. I carry a gun because I love life and the people who make it meaningful to me. 

Police protection is an oxymoron. Free citizens must protect themselves. Police do not protect you from crime, they usually just investigate the crime after it happens and then call someone in to clean up the mess. 
 

[jjb4900]

“If someone has a gun and is trying to kill you, it would be reasonable to shoot back with your own gun.” 
― Dalai Lama XIV

[nyantler]

"It's up to me, whatever you want to do." (Me)

 

Question: Do you have the time?

Answer: No, but I do have a guitar string with Gene Autry's finger print!

[Elmo]

The average female vagina is 8 inches deep but the average male penis is only 5 inches long. That means there are roughly 2 miles of unused p**** in this city and I'm going to help you find some.

John Leguizamo.

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[bowaholic]

I might be dumb but I ain't stupid

 

[wildcat junkie]

"Ronald Reagan was long thought to be the most conservative of Republicans. And by any standard today he is the most popular Republican in modern history. Yet he raised taxes 11 times, supported a ban on assault rifles and the Brady Bill, which mandated background checks, and established amnesty for 3 million undocumented workers."
 

Mark McKinnon

 

[Mr VJP]

A father is a man who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be.

[wildcat junkie]

What does a steady girlfriend/wife have in common with a condom?

 

They both spend a lot more time in your wallet than on your d***!

Edited February 15, 2015 by wildcat junkie

[nyantler]

I might be dumb but I ain't stupid

 

I thought that was... " I might be crazy, but I ain't stupid"

[Dom]

At the Hotel the employee ask's can I carry your bag's sir I say to him no she can walk! 

[Water Rat]

When you have to shoot , shoot.  Don't talk.

 

Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez

[Mr VJP]

Never complain about getting old.  It's a privilege denied to many.

 

I don't mind getting older, as I really dislike the alternative.

 

[Water Rat]

Better to be judged by 12 than be carried by 6.