Pygmy Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 I was an underwear model for awhile. Until they busted me for stuffing a sock up front. [/quote I tried that myself...Got fired for stuffing a potato in the back of my BVDs.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pygmy Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 No one goes to the gynecologists because their vagina smells like strawberries and is a joy to look at. Yeah, and besides THAT, gynecologists stand a high risk of developing tunnel vision... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BizCT Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 They have gynos west of the Hudson River? Interesting.... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pygmy Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 They have gynos west of the Hudson River? Interesting.... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Heck yes, Biz..!!.. Virgil Whipsnead is our local artificial inseminator and he doubles as our local gynecologist... One minute he's standing on a stool with his arm shoulder deep up a cow's a** and the next minute he's got Ol' Mabel Perkins up in the stirrups.. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjb4900 Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 They have gynos west of the Hudson River? Interesting.... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk yep...same guy who's the Dentist........ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BizCT Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 yep...same guy who's the Dentist........ And provides free dental dam instead of brushes. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawnhu Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 yep...same guy who's the Dentist........ Purdy shure there's no need for dentists up that way. X-Calibur Lighting Systems http://facebook.com/XCaliburLightingSystems 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pygmy Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Purdy shure there's no need for dentists up that way. X-Calibur Lighting Systems http://facebook.com/XCaliburLightingSystems What do you mean, Shawn ?? If you only have 1 or 2 teeth, ya gotta take CARE of them/it..... 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BizCT Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 What do you mean, Shawn ?? If you only have 1 or 2 teeth, ya gotta take CARE of them/it..... Teeth? Is that a typo? Clearly you meant "toof" Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pygmy Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 I'd love to keep chatting, Biz, but I gotta go slop the hawgs and milk the chickens...HYUK,HYUK... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy K Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 I'll just say that I work for the FDNY and the U.S. government. No further discussion is necessary. Everytime I read your posts now I will have this image speaking to me. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmo Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 I was an underwear model for awhile. Until they busted me for stuffing a sock up front. I was one too for a quick moment. 'Till my wife came in and was wondering why I was wearing hers in front of the mirror. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BizCT Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 I was one too for a quick moment. 'Till my wife came in and was wondering why I was wearing hers in front of the mirror. How Oscar De La Hoya-esque of you.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Real_TCIII Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Jimmy Hoffa's bodyguard?as in he guards Jimmys body? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turkeyfeathers Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 as in he guards Jimmys body?yes. Tricky part is , nobody truly knows where it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmg343 Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Top secret clearance. Some people know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtTime Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Lemme tell ya'll how we do things north 'n north west of the turd. We gedap in da mornun, brush our gums and get to fixen brefest. The we get to loaden up the truk with our gear. Most times that be our bow, rifle or shotgun. Yep, we still call'm shotguns way up here. To us folk a shotty is sumthn' what ya do in dem woods that ricures terlot papr. Den we get a huntin dem der dere. We shor do have us a time while a doin'it two! N' lemme tell ya'll sumthin else, when we gets us one of dem der deer, we throw a bigo hootiannie to celebit. Ya'll have yaself a fine day now, Yhere! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Lemme tell ya'll how we do things north 'n north west of the turd. We gedap in da mornun, brush our gums and get to fixen brefest. The we get to loaden up the truk with our gear. Most times that be our bow, rifle or shotgun. Yep, we still call'm shotguns way up here. To us folk a shotty is sumthn' what ya do in dem woods that ricures terlot papr. Den we get a huntin dem der dere. We shor do have us a time while a doin'it two! N' lemme tell ya'll sumthin else, when we gets us one of dem der deer, we throw a bigo hootiannie to celebit. Ya'll have yaself a fine day now, Yhere! Clearly, you've been to Cattaraugus County. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turkeyfeathers Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Lemme tell ya'll how we do things north 'n north west of the turd. We gedap in da mornun, brush our gums and get to fixen brefest. The we get to loaden up the truk with our gear. Most times that be our bow, rifle or shotgun. Yep, we still call'm shotguns way up here. To us folk a shotty is sumthn' what ya do in dem woods that ricures terlot papr. Den we get a huntin dem der dere. We shor do have us a time while a doin'it two! N' lemme tell ya'll sumthin else, when we gets us one of dem der deer, we throw a bigo hootiannie to celebit. Ya'll have yaself a fine day now, Yhere! Didn't know you lived in West Virginia ! Is dating your sister still ok down there ? Makes for small family reunions . 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BizCT Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Lemme tell ya'll how we do things north 'n north west of the turd. We gedap in da mornun, brush our gums and get to fixen brefest. The we get to loaden up the truk with our gear. Most times that be our bow, rifle or shotgun. Yep, we still call'm shotguns way up here. To us folk a shotty is sumthn' what ya do in dem woods that ricures terlot papr. Den we get a huntin dem der dere. We shor do have us a time while a doin'it two! N' lemme tell ya'll sumthin else, when we gets us one of dem der deer, we throw a bigo hootiannie to celebit. Ya'll have yaself a fine day now, Yhere! Why do all dem girls in yer hood have dos roastbeef curtains? lookin' like mudflaps on a Mack truck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtTime Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Clearly, you've been to Cattaraugus County. Didn't know you lived in West Virginia ! Is dating your sister still ok down there ? Makes for small family reunions . LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtTime Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Why do all dem girls in yer hood have dos roastbeef curtains? lookin' like mudflaps on a Mack truck! To keep the little guy warmer in winter Biz. LOL 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushnell Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Wow...gotta enjoy the conversations that are happening. Glad I am home from work and can enjoy a few cold ones and sit back and enjoy!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grampy Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 I think we have all been spending too much time in the woods lately. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BizCT Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 (edited) Never, and I mean never, underestimate the power of Gary Yamamoto baits! Just got a 5pointer on a soft plastic guarding a spawning bed! Gotta be close to 36lbs. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Edited November 17, 2015 by Biz-R-OWorld Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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