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Pygmy Experienced

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They have gynos west of the Hudson River? Interesting....

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Heck yes, Biz..!!..

Virgil Whipsnead is our local artificial inseminator and he doubles as our local gynecologist...

One minute he's standing on a stool with his arm shoulder deep up a cow's a** and the next minute he's got Ol' Mabel Perkins up in the stirrups..

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Lemme tell ya'll how we do things north 'n north west of the turd. We gedap in da mornun, brush our gums and get to fixen brefest. The we get to loaden up the truk with our gear. Most times that be our bow, rifle or shotgun. Yep, we still call'm shotguns way up here. To us folk a shotty is sumthn' what ya do in dem woods that ricures terlot papr. Den we get a huntin dem der dere. We shor do have us a time while a doin'it two!

N' lemme tell ya'll sumthin else, when we gets us one of dem der deer, we throw a bigo hootiannie to celebit.

Ya'll have yaself a fine day now, Yhere!

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Lemme tell ya'll how we do things north 'n north west of the turd. We gedap in da mornun, brush our gums and get to fixen brefest. The we get to loaden up the truk with our gear. Most times that be our bow, rifle or shotgun. Yep, we still call'm shotguns way up here. To us folk a shotty is sumthn' what ya do in dem woods that ricures terlot papr. Den we get a huntin dem der dere. We shor do have us a time while a doin'it two!

N' lemme tell ya'll sumthin else, when we gets us one of dem der deer, we throw a bigo hootiannie to celebit.

Ya'll have yaself a fine day now, Yhere!

Clearly, you've been to Cattaraugus County.

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Lemme tell ya'll how we do things north 'n north west of the turd. We gedap in da mornun, brush our gums and get to fixen brefest. The we get to loaden up the truk with our gear. Most times that be our bow, rifle or shotgun. Yep, we still call'm shotguns way up here. To us folk a shotty is sumthn' what ya do in dem woods that ricures terlot papr. Den we get a huntin dem der dere. We shor do have us a time while a doin'it two!

N' lemme tell ya'll sumthin else, when we gets us one of dem der deer, we throw a bigo hootiannie to celebit.

Ya'll have yaself a fine day now, Yhere!

Didn't know you lived in West Virginia ! Is dating your sister still ok down there ? Makes for small family reunions .
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BizCT Grand Master

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Lemme tell ya'll how we do things north 'n north west of the turd. We gedap in da mornun, brush our gums and get to fixen brefest. The we get to loaden up the truk with our gear. Most times that be our bow, rifle or shotgun. Yep, we still call'm shotguns way up here. To us folk a shotty is sumthn' what ya do in dem woods that ricures terlot papr. Den we get a huntin dem der dere. We shor do have us a time while a doin'it two!

N' lemme tell ya'll sumthin else, when we gets us one of dem der deer, we throw a bigo hootiannie to celebit.

Ya'll have yaself a fine day now, Yhere!

 

Why do all dem girls in yer hood have dos roastbeef curtains? lookin' like mudflaps on a Mack truck!

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Never, and I mean never, underestimate the power of Gary Yamamoto baits!

Just got a 5pointer on a soft plastic guarding a spawning bed! Gotta be close to 36lbs.

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