Tough day

[G-Man]

I need to VENT!!!!!!! Because I'M MAAAAD!! 
I just went to the grocery store to pick up a few things. I'm waiting in the self-checkout line and I dropped a $20 bill (yep that's me trying to hold everything, because I didn't want a cart). The lady in front of me picked it up. I thanked her and held my hand out, and she said, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector," and walks away.
 I was like ummm NO!! I looked at the person behind me standing in line, they couldn't believe it either.... this can't be real , right?!
So I took a deep breath and I turned back towards the lady/thief/or whatever you wanna call her and as I approached her I said, "Do I look like I'm in the mood?! Let's not play games. Go ahead and give me back my money."
She had the nerve to ignore me completely and TRIED to walk away from me... SOOOOO, of course I left everything and followed her into the parking lot as I was calling the police (because of course somebody's about to go to jail... not sure who at this point though, her or me). She was almost running at this point to get away from me, which was the first sign of real intelligence ...this lady had shown. When she got to her car she put her bags on the ground trying to quickly get her trunk open.
I was boiling at this point! I decided that her “finders keepers" rule just presented the perfect opportunity for a great teachable moment... SO... I went into track star mode and ran full speed, and grabbed her grocery bags, and headed to my car yelling, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector!"
I hopped in my car ignoring her every attempt to get my attention. I was outta line I'll admit, but she was too. I was HOT, but I had a sense of satisfaction at the same time. Lemme say this, anyone who knows me knows that as an adult I've never stolen anything so this is completely out of character for me. But anyway I get home and open the bags and what did I find?
3 packs of rib eye steaks
3 pounds of wild caught salmon
2 pounds of potatoes
Everything to make a bomb salad
And...
A bottle of Wine
I cant help but think to myself... WOW! Not bad for $20 dollars!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

In all seriousness.... this is just a joke to see who would read the entire post.
If you made Hopefully I just put a smile on your face!
Laughter is the best medicine
 

Edited February 11, 2018 by G-Man

[Bionic]

I did read the whole post lol.  I was about to find me girlfriend in the other room, and explain what happened haha.

[mlammerhirt]

I did read the whole post lol.  I was about to find me girlfriend in the other room, and explain what happened haha.

So was I....

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[JRod 8G8H]

Man you got me, but that was great... I definitely would've stole her groceries

[Nomad]

See I was going to say you need to shop at  better  stores ....

True story tonight at the Genesee Brew House after work with the brothers , the bouncer comes up and asked who’s dropping twenty’s ? I, look at the floor and $200 in twenty’s is under my stool, that’s why I seldom put cash in the pocket where my phone is, pull out phone drop cash .

Edited February 12, 2018 by Stay at home Nomad

[Paula]

Oh I was dying here!  I thought this was real.  Hahaha

[tommyc50]

you made my day you got me lol

[Tughill Tamer]

You had me, I bit hook line and sinker.

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[ny hunter]

This is a great story....Had me all the way...LOL

[Uncle Nicky]

9 hours ago, JRod 8G8H said:

Man you got me, but that was great... I definitely would've stole her groceries

Me too.

[landtracdeerhunter]

13 hours ago, G-Man said:

I need to VENT!!!!!!! Because I'M MAAAAD!! 
I just went to the grocery store to pick up a few things. I'm waiting in the self-checkout line and I dropped a $20 bill (yep that's me trying to hold everything, because I didn't want a cart). The lady in front of me picked it up. I thanked her and held my hand out, and she said, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector," and walks away.
 I was like ummm NO!! I looked at the person behind me standing in line, they couldn't believe it either.... this can't be real , right?!
So I took a deep breath and I turned back towards the lady/thief/or whatever you wanna call her and as I approached her I said, "Do I look like I'm in the mood?! Let's not play games. Go ahead and give me back my money."
She had the nerve to ignore me completely and TRIED to walk away from me... SOOOOO, of course I left everything and followed her into the parking lot as I was calling the police (because of course somebody's about to go to jail... not sure who at this point though, her or me). She was almost running at this point to get away from me, which was the first sign of real intelligence ...this lady had shown. When she got to her car she put her bags on the ground trying to quickly get her trunk open.
I was boiling at this point! I decided that her “finders keepers" rule just presented the perfect opportunity for a great teachable moment... SO... I went into track star mode and ran full speed, and grabbed her grocery bags, and headed to my car yelling, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector!"
I hopped in my car ignoring her every attempt to get my attention. I was outta line I'll admit, but she was too. I was HOT, but I had a sense of satisfaction at the same time. Lemme say this, anyone who knows me knows that as an adult I've never stolen anything so this is completely out of character for me. But anyway I get home and open the bags and what did I find?
3 packs of rib eye steaks
3 pounds of wild caught salmon
2 pounds of potatoes
Everything to make a bomb salad
And...
A bottle of Wine
I cant help but think to myself... WOW! Not bad for $20 dollars!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

In all seriousness.... this is just a joke to see who would read the entire post.
If you made Hopefully I just put a smile on your face!
Laughter is the best medicine
 

Oh come on. Are you kidding me?