Political humor

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Joe Biden: "If you don't vote for me you're not black"...........

Nurse: "You're talking to your coffee again Joe".

 

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Nancy Pelosi was visiting a primary school in Tampa and visited a grade four class. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked Mrs. Pelosi if she would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious Democrat asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.
One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Pelosi , "that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explained Pelosi .
"That's what we would call great loss."
The room went silent. No other child volunteered. Pelosi searched the room.
"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher held her breath.
In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaimed Pelosi , "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss ... and you can bet your sweet ass it wouldn't be an accident either!"
The teacher left the room.

[GreeneHunter]

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[squirrelwhisperer]

2 hours ago, fasteddie said:

Like eating rat poison because you want the rat to die.

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[Nomad]

On 6/26/2020 at 11:38 PM, Rattler said:

I find it odd that “ Dixie “ is seen as the only non PC part of their name .

Also as far as the group and their success goes it hard to argue with 12 Grammy awards and 19 nominations.

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[virgil]

2 hours ago, squirrelwhisperer said:

The Trump/Jesus photo is definitely hilarious- unless, of course, it was meant to be taken seriously.  But, this one?  Not so sure.

[The_Real_TCIII]

3 hours ago, GreeneHunter said:

I think Jesus is about to choke him to prevent him from sending a tweet

[steve863]

3 hours ago, GreeneHunter said:

 

Looks to me like Jesus has some bad news for him.  Election loss in November?  He contracted the corona virus?  Putin and Kim Jung-un no longer want to be his friends?? 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, virgil said:

The Trump/Jesus photo is definitely hilarious- unless, of course, it was meant to be taken seriously.  But, this one?  Not so sure.

This one is serious

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26 minutes ago, steve863 said:

 

Looks to me like Jesus has some bad news for him.  Election loss in November?  He contracted the corona virus?  Putin and Kim Jung-un no longer want to be his friends?? 

 

 

 

The Lord is comforting him because of all the opposition he is getting from the left for trying to help our great country

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