Todays (clean) chuckle

[ANTLERS]

[Dr Juice]

[Steve D]

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[Cory]

12 hours ago, ANTLERS said:

That can’t be Buffalo it went wide left not wide right. 

[Steve D]

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[Grouse]

[Dr Juice]

[Grouse]

We are not going to make it.

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[Steve D]

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[Grouse]

DIVORCE vs. MURDER

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said : I'd like to buy some cyanide. The pharmacist asked : Why in the world do you need cyanide ? The lady replied : I need it to poison my husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained : Lord have mercy ! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law. I'll lose my license ! They'll throw both of us in jail ! You CANNOT have any cyanide. Just get a DIVORCE ! The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me, you had a PRESCRIPTION..."

[Northcountryman]

2 hours ago, Grouse said:

DIVORCE vs. MURDER

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said : I'd like to buy some cyanide. The pharmacist asked : Why in the world do you need cyanide ? The lady replied : I need it to poison my husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained : Lord have mercy ! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law. I'll lose my license ! They'll throw both of us in jail ! You CANNOT have any cyanide. Just get a DIVORCE ! The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me, you had a PRESCRIPTION..."

Thats a good one!!! You got any more?? 

[Grouse]

Thanks. I'll post when I have them.

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