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DIVORCE vs. MURDER

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said : I'd like to buy some cyanide. The pharmacist asked : Why in the world do you need cyanide ? The lady replied : I need it to poison my husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained : Lord have mercy ! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law. I'll lose my license ! They'll throw both of us in jail ! You CANNOT have any cyanide. Just get a DIVORCE ! The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me, you had a PRESCRIPTION..."

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2 hours ago, Grouse said:

DIVORCE vs. MURDER

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said : I'd like to buy some cyanide. The pharmacist asked : Why in the world do you need cyanide ? The lady replied : I need it to poison my husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained : Lord have mercy ! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law. I'll lose my license ! They'll throw both of us in jail ! You CANNOT have any cyanide. Just get a DIVORCE ! The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me, you had a PRESCRIPTION..."

Thats a good one!!! You got any more?? :rofl:

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