Good one! Reminds me of a bear story.....
A guy moved up to Alaska and decided he wanted to carry a sidearm to protect himself from bears. He went to the gun shop and bought a 357 and a holster. The gun shop owner suggested he file down the front sight on the gun, so the guy asked him the reason. Is it so I can get the gun out of the holster faster? No said the shop owner, it's so it doesn't hurt as much when the bear shoves it up your a@&. ???