A public service notice....

[growalot]

Let me start with...Woman know as we age  there will be increased hair growth...lip.. gin...eyebrows...nose... it's hormone induced... So we pluck...shave...wax...and burn it away with creams....We do it for our selves and for you guys...

 

Now ...

 

I believe we need a new hunting season....yep for this species is multiplying rapidly....and are causing detrimental effects to the health care system...

 

They are easy to spot ...you can find their hairy little butts backing out of middle/older mens ears and noses...I believe they may be the elusive long haired hamster...I say elusive for one never see their faces...just their butts at the top of T shirts and hanging out of ears and noses....

 

Imagine all the hearing problems and olfactory and even taste problems that we could clear up by killing those suckers...Really if you can smell ...every thing tastes better...if you can hear ...no need to have the TV up as loud as can be...Imagine the improvements to life for EVERY one in general

In conclusion I thing a bill needs to be passed implementing a new hunting tool they are safe and inexpensive and easy to find...ear and nose trimmers

[josephmrtn]

LMAO

 

Guys???

[phade]

Out of left field....c'mon Oct. 1.

[Deerthug]

Too funny! 

[Five Seasons]

a whole new level achieved by for grow!

[Paula]

Oh boy

[growalot]

hhmmm tough room..LOL

[Paula]

Haha

[First-light]

You left out toe nails that could kill a person......lol

[growalot]

LOL

[New York Hillbilly]

Wow.... Where did this all come from? Lol! Now I think you should change your name from "growalot" to "smokes a lot". Judging from this post we now know what your "growing", and "what your smoking". Lol!

[BizCT]

Harry back attacks are gross. Unless your 80+ years old, shave your back if you have hair there.

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[GreeneHunter]

Growalot .... I hate to say this but at my age most of my hair growth is Ear and Nose but I keep it trimmed .... LOL

[growalot]

I'm Glad some of you "got " the post and had a laugh...Laughing at life's eventualities is better than whining about them...also doesn't hurt to take out ones sense of humor and stretch it a bit ..every once in a while...To that...

 

No I don't grow and smoke anything don't  need it to laugh....as far as a new level of achievement...I've always had a sense of humor...Where this all came from is thinking about a person I had to go see...while getting ready all I could think about was the last meeting we had and well his "hamsters"...thinking how I now understood the whole "guys talking to large breasted woman's chests"...for I couldn't take my eyes of the "Hamster butts" sticking out of his ears and nose the entire time we talked..LOL How I needed to figure out how to avoid that...

Then after the meeting I was out and about shopping ...OMG they were every where...I'd never noticed them before...I suppose because it amazed me...how can they not see it? have they no loved ones? are there not mirrors in their lives...It just made me laugh!

 

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Edited August 31, 2013 by growalot

[New York Hillbilly]

Hey Grow...... I was just funnin with ya! I needed a good chuckle yesterday because it was a rough day, and your little scenario did the trick. Thanks! I even thought about when I got up today and wondered if the "hamsters" we're still there or if I caught them in the live trap I set with sunflower seeds as bait, on the night stand by the head of my bed last night. Lol!!!!

[growalot]

I understand ...lol

Edited August 31, 2013 by growalot

[NFA-ADK]

Thanks for the laugh!!!  Dam, now I will be seeing this everywhere!!!  At least when I started loosing my hair at 20 it did not start growing in my nose and ears for many years...  Lucky for me my face and chest is the only hair that still grows every day...  LOL funny post!

 

I think after a certain amount of time some people just give up on looking good.  Because for some, even trimming these area's will not help and I think they know this...  Grow you are giving the phrase "dirty old man" a new meaning!!!  LMAO!!!  Great post!!!  But I feel so dirty now...  OK I need to go shave now and shower, trim toe nails, clean ears this is the most filthy post I have read on this site!!! 

[growalot]

LMAO....happens to everyone...some times when the kids say "Hey Mom could  you...."

I reply...not by the hair on my chinny chin chin

Edited August 31, 2013 by growalot

[New York Hillbilly]

I have an uncle who has white/ yellow hair hanging so much and so far out his ears it looks like corn silk. My mother used to tell us boys clean your ears before potato's grow in there. Maybe he grew corn instead! I think I'll give him a new nic name....."Husky"!

[crappyice]

This little guy was on my trail cam today

[ants]

LOL !!... The old nose fro..... I worked with a guy who had so much nasty hair in his nose that you couldn't look him in the face when you talked to him. Seriously people trim it up.. 

[New York Hillbilly]

Hey Crappyice...... Now that is just too freaky. Lol! That guy could be hunting out of your stand and use his ear hair for a pull up rope. Lol!