Terms and Phrases that you LIKE

[Dom]

Oh dear bread and beer if I had another I wouldn't be here

[The_Real_TCIII]

Can my girlfriend join us?

what dude asked you that?? (Sorry man, low hanging fruit and all that)

[The_Real_TCIII]

I despise sayings from the Mrs of

Fine

Doesn't matter

And whatever !

That crap only starts a feud

"Do what you want"

[fasteddie]

Measure twice , cut once !

[Dom]

It's Hotter that a Texas tool shed in August!

[Rebel Darling]

"That dog don't hunt."

 

"Half price for manure is still manure."

[NYBowhunter]

" Dont count the hours, make the hours count"

[shawnhu]

Working hard, or hardly working?

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[shawnhu]

Work smarter, not harder.

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[BizCT]

Work hard, play harder

Pay yourself first (regarding the first "bill" you should pay each month- savings)

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Edited February 18, 2016 by Biz-R-OWorld

[Rebel Darling]

"Turnabout is fair play."

[Chris B]

got 'eem

 

she gawn

 

it is what it is

 

F*&^ itttt

 

trip over a quarter to pick up a dime

 

negative

 

you got it! (usually involves a dirt bike or quad....and they probably ain't gonna make it lol)

 

don't be a b*****!

 

 

[blurr18us]

_{I cut it twice and it's still too short}

[The_Real_TCIII]

A friends father when I told him I was engaged "Make sure the ******* you're getting is worth the ******* you're getting"

[Dom]

Cold enough to Freeze the Ball's off a Brass Monkey

[The_Real_TCIII]

Cold enough to Freeze the Ball's off a Brass Monkey

that one has a cool origin, google it up

[grampy]

Good ta go.

Good nuff.

Good for nuthin.

[Steve D]

1) Ask someone a question and when they answer  "I  don't know"... Say Who should I ask?

 

2) You can't fix stupid

[fasteddie]

Cold enough to Freeze the Ball's off a Brass Monkey

Every sailing ship had to have cannon for protection. Cannon of the times required round iron cannonballs. The master wanted to store the cannon-balls such that they could be of instant use when needed, yet not roll around the gun deck. The solution was to stack them up in a square based pyramid next to the cannon. The top level of the stack had one ball, the next level down had four, the next had nine, the next had sixteen, and so on. Four levels would provide a stack of30 cannonballs. The only real problem was how to keep the bottom level from sliding out from under the weight of the higher levels. To do this, they devised a small brass plate ("brass monkey") with one rounded indentation for each cannonball in the bottom layer. Brass was used because the cannonballs wouldn't rust to the "brass monkey", but would rust to an iron one. 

When temperature falls, brass contracts in size faster than iron. As it got cold on the gun decks, the indentations in the brass monkey would get smaller than the iron cannonballs they were holding. If the temperature got cold enough, the bottom layer would pop out of the indentations spilling the entire pyramid over the deck. Thus it was, quite literally, "cold enough to freeze the balls off a "brass monkey.

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[ants]

Colder than a witches t#t in a brass bra….

[Rockspek]

You guys should open a dairy farm.

 

Why?

 

Because you really know how to milk a job!

[ants]

Every sailing ship had to have cannon for protection. Cannon of the times required round iron cannonballs. The master wanted to store the cannon-balls such that they could be of instant use when needed, yet not roll around the gun deck. The solution was to stack them up in a square based pyramid next to the cannon. The top level of the stack had one ball, the next level down had four, the next had nine, the next had sixteen, and so on. Four levels would provide a stack of30 cannonballs. The only real problem was how to keep the bottom level from sliding out from under the weight of the higher levels. To do this, they devised a small brass plate ("brass monkey") with one rounded indentation for each cannonball in the bottom layer. Brass was used because the cannonballs wouldn't rust to the "brass monkey", but would rust to an iron one. 

When temperature falls, brass contracts in size faster than iron. As it got cold on the gun decks, the indentations in the brass monkey would get smaller than the iron cannonballs they were holding. If the temperature got cold enough, the bottom layer would pop out of the indentations spilling the entire pyramid over the deck. Thus it was, quite literally, "cold enough to freeze the balls off a "brass monkey.

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"The whole ten yards" is another old military phrase… Not as old as this one tho. During WWII fighter planes were armed with 50 cal machine guns. The belts of ammo for those guns were 10 yards long. If I pilot really ripped into an enemy plane, he would give it "the whole ten yards" (of ammo) or he all he had.

[Dinsdale]

Life is like a book and if you don't travel, it's like only reading the first page.....

 

Followed by,

 

I like to shoot my rifle and I like to kill, and Africa is where you go to do that....

 

Followed  by,

 

If there is lead in the air, there is hope in the heart.

 

 

 

 

 

[Elmo]

"The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears, or the sea."

by Iak Dinesen

[shawnhu]

Life is like a box of chocolates....

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