Manly Question for Pygmy

[moog5050]

Have such a great breadth of experience in all things manly, can you please advise how high to hang curtain rods?  My wife is asking me to do so and I am not sure if the curtains should gently touch the floor, or more romantically drape on the floor by 6" or so.  Pretty sure they shouldn't be 3" high.  So what say you?  This is urgent as I am told that the rods must be hung tonight. 

[ny hunter]

What ever the wife says! Let her decide what hieght off the floor she wants them

[turkeyfeathers]

2 minutes ago, ny hunter said:

What ever the wife says! Let her decide what hieght off the floor she wants them

This, as it's really not easy moving the floor up or down when you do it wrong

[ny hunter]

If she picks the hieght it well not be wrong

[moog5050]

C'mon now, man up.  Pick a height.  lol

I trust Pygmy's judgment on this.  If I merely mention his username, the wife will concede.

Edited September 19, 2016 by moog5050

[ny hunter]

Don't do it !!!!'nnnn let her decide.  LoL

[moog5050]

Hanging them in my monster truck next so this will be good practice.   

[Pygmy]

Sorry, Moogie....I don't do curtains....I also don't do colors, sofa pillows,  or quiche....GURLEY MAN stuff !!

[Jeremy K]

Hang them sideways ! She'll never ask you to hang curtains again.

[moog5050]

Darn it.  Now I have to rely on Phades decorating advice.   This won't go well.  

[Jeremy K]

Ours just touch the floor but I know the wife cut and sewed them that way.

[turkeyfeathers]

Have Biz contact his interior decorator. He did post pics of his living room that were in a magazine  

[Pygmy]

Run on down to Key West and ask for advice...I have heard that lots of interior decorators vacation down there.

[moog5050]

I just can't believe my idol let me down.     

[Zag]

Touch the floor!!

[Pygmy]

I didn't let you down, Moogie...I'm just saving you from yourself...Once you get into that Twinky stuff it's TOUGH to get your man card re-instated.

[shawnhu]

When in doubt, let it hang low.


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[Pygmy]

I've got testicles as big as grapefruit and enough hair on my chest to weave an army blanket..

 

I'm not even comfortable TALKING about things as gay as curtain length.

[moog5050]

15 minutes ago, Pygmy said:

I didn't let you down, Moogie...I'm just saving you from yourself...Once you get into that Twinky stuff it's TOUGH to get your man card re-instated.

Lol.  Yea, I deny even posting this thread.  Once again, thank you Pygmy.  I am going to go shoot a gun or change the oil on my truck now (but the carpet stays).  

Edited September 19, 2016 by moog5050

[wooly]

Speaking from personal experience, most women won't complain about a couple inches too long.

 

 

[stoneam2006]

Hang them sideways ! She'll never ask you to hang curtains again.

Thales she will want to use his tools...lol....I say let her pick height....that's what I do...wife wants pic or shelf up she tells me where and if it's level...then I'm done lol....even if I can see its not lol

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[Lawdwaz]

25 minutes ago, turkeyfeathers said:

Have Biz contact his interior decorator. He did post pics of his living room that were in a magazine  

That SOB has given me shiit regarding everything from  tube socks (ribbed for pleasure of course) and freaking wallpaper.............he'll have an answer PDQ as he's probably monitoring things from the subway............

Edited September 19, 2016 by Lawdwaz

[turkeyfeathers]

4 minutes ago, wooly said:

Speaking from personal experience, most women won't complain about a couple inches too long.

 

 

Speaking from personal experience, most women will  complain about a couple inches too short

^^^^^^^^

something I've heard well too often.   "But I was in the pool"

[moog5050]

I knew I would get a laugh from the responses to my question of critical importance.  Thank you all.  Out of likes unfortunately.  

[Lawdwaz]

23 minutes ago, Pygmy said:

I didn't let you down, Moogie...I'm just saving you from yourself...Once you get into that Twinky stuff it's TOUGH to get your man card re-instated.

LOL!