Sad , true and funny

[turkeyfeathers]

 
 

 

 

A funny statement of our new reality !!!  It made me smile as I remembered the good old days when a snowman was just a snowman.     8:00 am I made a snowman.   8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.   8:15 So, I made a snow woman.   8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.   8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.   8:22 The transgender ...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.   8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.   8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.   8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.   8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended.   8:42 The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed  because it depicted women in a domestic role.   8:43 The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.   8:45 TV news crew from the ABC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.   9:00  I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.   9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services.   9:29  Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.   Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just a view of the world in which we live today, and it is only getting worse.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[grampy]

It sure does seem, that is the state of things these days!  

[GreeneHunter]

How true !

[ny hunter]

Sad,/funny and so true...

[philoshop]

Cultural Marxism. A snowman can not be JUST a snowman, or SIMPLY a snowman. It cannot be interpreted for what it actually is, but must be interpreted as something to be demonized by the leftists. I was told this very early on in college; that everything must be interpreted in various ways for Leftist control.

I was in Architecture school and for one of the exercises I assembled a bunch of geometric figures I had built. Square, rectangle, rhombus, etc. They were all made of foam-core (very light) and painted the same color with quotes written on them from Marx, Stalin, Churchill, Reagan, Thatcher... Except that one was solid plaster and weighed about ten pounds. The professors gave me some crap for a while, but I pointed out that all these things were not the same, or even similar in many ways, and that trying to pigeon-hole them all didn't work.

The Leftist/Communist professor ended up hiring me to help with work on his doctoral dissertation. My job was to poke holes in his theories. I was pretty good at it. Leftist thoughts don't actually work in real life. That's not a stunner for anyone with a brain.

[Pygmy]

Now I'm offended... My ex-wife and daughter are both leftists...

Oh... Wait a minute....I thought you said LEFTIES ….Sorry...Never mind.....<<sigh>>….

[rob-c]

Sad,  but oh so true.. 

[Jeremy K]

I still blame the parents of these lunatics 

[turkeyfeathers]

Obvious question is how the heck did I make a snowman in 80 degrees.  Jeesh , pay attention to the small details  

[rob-c]

46 minutes ago, turkeyfeathers said:

Obvious question is how the heck did I make a snowman in 80 degrees.  Jeesh , pay attention to the small details  

Great bring in the climate change nuts.. 

[wolc123]

4 hours ago, turkeyfeathers said:

Obvious question is how the heck did I make a snowman in 80 degrees.  Jeesh , pay attention to the small details  

It is kind of refreshing to read about the snow-folks during mid-summer when it is so hot outside.  Thanks for posting.