Idea Needed For Gag Gift

[Lawdwaz]

I have a party to go to tomorrow for a fellow turning 70 and need a gag gift idea.  Any help would be appreciated. 

[ApexerER]

When my buddy turned 40 a couple months ago I got him a bag full of stuff. Ben Gay, Icy Hot, Poly Dent, Hemroid Cream, Can't remember what else. I basically just walked around CVS and grabbed stuff.  At least 1 of us thought it was funny...

[2012_taco]

10 minutes ago, ApexerER said:

When my buddy turned 40 a couple months ago I got him a bag full of stuff. Ben Gay, Icy Hot, Poly Dent, Hemroid Cream, Can't remember what else. I basically just walked around CVS and grabbed stuff.  At least 1 of us thought it was funny...

If he'said turning 70 he probably already has all that stuff!

[grampy]

Go to Spencers Gifts and get him a pair of those 'X-Ray Glasses'. Attach a note that says "now you can see what you've been missing"!

[Robhuntandfish]

If you had more time........

[TreeGuy]

Box of depends. Couple of blue pills. Bag of prunes. Handful of dirt (that he's older than). One of those toilet hover over seats.

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[Robhuntandfish]

For a buddy of mine that retired.  I took a wooden cane and attached a push button reel above the loop of the cane and then glued an eye on the end of it for the line to go through. So he had his own cane pole.  

[Lawdwaz]

Lol good stuff

[Cory]

Spencers is a must to go to for gag gifts. Old man condoms are fantastic to give to someone older. Once you see them you will have to buy and gift them!

[ny hunter]

Not sure where to find but how about a fake scratch ticket... Buddy gave 1 at party and the guy thought he won half a million... Was a lot of laughs when he found out it was fake.

[Nomad]

A Wolc  , Penn girth tape measure !