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3 hours ago, Pygmy said:

Sorry to disappoint  you perverts, but I'm going to play it straight this time...

A trapper friend of mine used to save me a skinned and cleaned beaver each season, since I was always cooking up fish and game and taking it in tp work..

I would trim all of the fat off the carcass,  place it on a rack in a blue porcelain roaster,  dump an envelope of Lipton's Onion Soup over it and roast it, covered, until it was fork tender..

The guys in the shop loved it...Kind of reminded me of well done roast beef...

Pygmy .. no he couldn't take the high road... not even with a step ladder .

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She was a lovely lady trapper named Reiter. While trapping, she was quite an overachiever. She released many plush coyote, bobcat, and mink. But she said something strange I think.

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Do you know what 85 year old beaver tastes like  ??….DEPENDS......

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2 hours ago, Biz-R-OWorld said:

if you can recover the dead beaver, drag it around and hang from a tree. wait for a bobcat and shoot the bobcat (in season).

Soooo , your playing with a beaver to get a pussy.... 

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2 hours ago, Biz-R-OWorld said:

Any man with self esteem does not eat either of those items. Unless it's 69

strange tactics but if you need to tote along 69 yr old beaver to get pussy then so be it.  i thought most men just head out holding little more than their hand cannon to tag a pussy.  another case in point idk if i want to tag a pussy that's stalking around at night just looking for a mouth full of 69 yr old beaver. some of you sure are a wild bunch.

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1 minute ago, The Jerkman said:

What's a Doobie? Is that like a joint?

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It is only a joint if you DO a Doobie....Or so I've heard..<<whistling>>...

When I was a GOOD BOY, one of my lady friends used to tell me..." You are a GOOD Doobie  !!".... That would be like if I brought her flowers  or something...She would not tell me that if I farted and pulled the covers over her head...

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It is only a joint if you DO a Doobie....Or so I've heard..>...
When I was a GOOD BOY, one of my lady friends used to tell me..." You are a GOOD Doobie  !!".... That would be like if I brought her flowers  or something...She would not tell me that if I farted and pulled the covers over her head...
That's nothing! I once farted in the middle of the night. Silent fart, and my fiance woke up from a dead sleep then sprinted to the bathroom and proceeded to puke her guts out. And I didn't even have to Dutch oven her. It was an awesome time!

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2 minutes ago, The Jerkman said:

That's nothing! I once farted in the middle of the night. Silent fart, and my fiance woke up from a dead sleep then sprinted to the bathroom and proceeded to puke her guts out. And I didn't even have to Dutch oven her. It was an awesome time!

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You going to work that moment into your wedding speech ? 

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5 minutes ago, The Jerkman said:

That's nothing! I once farted in the middle of the night. Silent fart, and my fiance woke up from a dead sleep then sprinted to the bathroom and proceeded to puke her guts out. And I didn't even have to Dutch oven her. It was an awesome time!

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I gotcha beat....I once farted upwind of a one acre patch of thorn brush  and killed 4 grouse, six rabbits and a woodcock...A turkey buzzard survived, but he was flying very erratically when he made his escape...

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I gotcha beat....I once farted upwind of a one acre patch of thorn brush  and killed 4 grouse, six rabbits and a woodcock...A turkey buzzard survived, but he was flying very erratically when he made his escape...
Fake news. I have an actual witness. She also happens to be the victim but that's neither here nor there

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1 minute ago, The Jerkman said:

Fake news. I have an actual witness. She also happens to be the victim but that's neither here nor there

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All my witnesses were dead, except the turkey buzzard, and I don't think he made it too far..He was going down in a glide and I think he crash landed a couple of fields away...

The sad part was that none of the grouse, rabbits or the woodcock were edible...

Tore 'em UP too bad......

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