Blind Clerk at Cabelas

[fasteddie]

A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's

birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes

over to the counter.

The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing dark shades. She says to

him, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter,

I can tell you everything from the sound it makes."

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway......

He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel

and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all-around combination, and it's on sale

this week for only $20.00."

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it

dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit

card drops on the floor.

"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really

embarrassed, but then realizes... there is no way the blind clerk could tell

it was her who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only

person around?

The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please."

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod

and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"

He replies, "Yes, ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is

$11.00, and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."

She paid it and left without saying a word

[G-Man]

lol...

[nyantler]

My wife and I got a kick out of that one!!

[Red]

thats a reall good one

[Fishin Magician]

that was definitely a good one.............

[bkln]

Eddie is on the roll...lol, a good one

[ny hunter]

LOL thats a good one!!!

[SteveNY]

hahahahah

[SteveNY]

And with the size of the text you are posting with, I think your trying to make everyone else blind too!

[wooly]

LMBO- she was probably releived he didn't charge her for the mothballs and a can of tuna!

[fasteddie]

Wooly tried to smell moth balls but couldn't get their little legs apart ! my 2 cents .........

[SteveNY]

Wooly tried to smell moth balls but couldn't get their little legs apart ! my 2 cents .........

bahahaahhaa

[NFA-ADK]

Good one!!!

[ants]

LOL